Jill

Derby, Leicester, Walsall, Scunthorpe - £1.93

GW27 Chelsea 2-1 Everton Arsenal 2-0 Sunderland Cardiff 2-2 Hull Man City 3-1 Stoke West Brom 1-0 Fulham West Ham 1-1 Southampton C Palace 0-1 Man Utd Liverpool 3-0 Swansea Newcastle 1-0 A Villa Norwich 0-2 Tottenham

This. Dreadful.

Sniffed some glue and voted 'win'.

I was desperately hoping we'd find a reason to call this off.

Everton & Liverpool double.

Mostly looking forward to a happy hour pizza, a few pints and a catch up with mates. Dreading the sitting in the cold watching football part.

4-5lbs overweight, sounds like he just needs a big dump.

I think I've had a mare the last few rounds. GW26: Cardiff 1-0 Aston Villa Hull 1-1 Southampton West Ham 1-0 Norwich West Brom 0-1 Chelsea Arsenal 2-1 Man Utd Everton 1-0 Crystal Palace Man City 3-0 Sunderland Newcastle 0-2 Tottenham Stoke 1-1 Swansea Fulham 0-2 Liverpool

Spurs & Schalke double, just a few quid.

NPW FFS.

Well, that just about rounds off the most tragic Saturday night I've had in a while.

Poll not ordered to look like a penis.

This might be a stupid question, why do you scan barcodes before getting rid of them? Gives you the price they're worth doesn't it ? 71p for the Poseidon Adventure is good business.

Spent the first half scanning barcodes to get shot of old CDs and DVDs. I didn't realise it was possible to actually enjoy Saturday afternoons.

The other match I was going to go to has been postponed.

Anyone fancy Ikea?

Leicester, Brighton, Brentford

I keep thinking this, but the only logical conclusion I reach is that we're due an absolute stuffing there.

GW25 Liverpool 1-2 Arsenal Aston Villa 0-1 West Ham Chelsea 2-0 Newcastle Crystal Palace 1-1 West Brom Norwich 0-3 Man City Southampton 2-1 Stoke Sunderland 1-0 Hull Swansea 2-2 Cardiff Tottenham 1-0 Everton Man Utd 1-0 Fulham

£2 free bet - BTTS: Barnsley v Ipswich Blackpool v Nottm Forest Bolton v Bournemouth Leicester v Watford Huddersfield v Wigan Athletic Reading v Sheff Wed

Fuck watching this. I think I'll go to West Allotment Celtic v South Shields.

£4 on Arsenal & Boston Celtics

Hertha Berlin were just robbed. Shit weekend for football.

Had a £1 scorecast on Ramos/Hertha BSC 2-0 which is off to a canny start as he's just scored.