Jill

That Stoke lot man, fucking hell.

Decent move for him, good luck. He definitely needs game time so I hope he gets plenty of it.

I remember watching several matches a few seasons back where the main cameras seemed to be implementing "Ian Holloway Cam" as they were constantly pointing at him, even when Blackpool or their opposition were on the break.

So, no then.

Have I missed owt?

Made of glass this lad like.

Why am I watching the highlights? I've just calmed down.

Even though it's over I still keep expecting to refresh the thread and see 2-2.

Thank fuck for Tim Krul.

Don't make me laugh, I might drop down dead from the shock.

Fucking hell, that was the longest second half I've ever seen.

This is fucking awful, I feel sick.

Desperate this like.

What are we trying to do?

Right, Pardew. Whatever you normally say at half time, for fuck's sake say the opposite.

Finish

50p - Newcastle 2-0 £2 - Stoke, Crawley & Gillingham Might have a goalscorer bet when the teams are out

I can't believe I've found myself looking forward to this.

30p on Cena and 20p on Ziggler in the Royal Rumble £1 anytime own goal in the match v Villa

Careful putting that in capitals, if Pardew's skim reading this thread for ideas it might be the only thing he picks up on.

Aye. Baloney ftw And re-sign Pistone I loved Pistone.

For the record I pick my own bets before I look at what everyone else has.. remind me next week and I'll avoid your picks.

If the Carlisle and/or the Rotherham result knacks me up then I'l blame you Jill. Oh okay then, you're probably right.

3 of my teams losing 1-0 and the other match is 0-0.