Jill

£3 - Burnley, Carlisle, Gillingham, Rotherham

Oh ok then.

I wish we could just look at the line-up/squad for the rest of the season and not actually have to play anyone. Just in case we're somehow still shit.

It's lovely when all the CONFIRMED: threads line up together.

Peeling myself away from the internet long enough for sex.

As much as I adore Williamson.. Yanga-Mbiwa.

Looks a right charver. 2/10 would not bang.

Gerrin.

Hahaha.

Bastard.

Shiny new thread. I feel I should comment on a match.

I had Club Tropicana in my head and it's now morphed into: Yanga-Mbiwa plays for meeeeeeeee I can't get rid of it. Someone at least finish the song for me.

That picture creeps me out, it looks just like my dad.

Love how the pictures have him in my lucky number 32. I need to start lumping on him to score. Yes I'm aware he'll be no. 13.

Mint.

I know precisely nowt about the lad, but I'll treat this as good news, at least until I see him play.

me too and I thought I was being a bit negative with that So did I.

8th.

I'm beginning to feel like we're doomed. I enjoyed the Championship last time round, but think it'd be a very different experience this time.

Lose 1-0. I think I'll hibernate while it's being played.

Watched MOTD solely to see Wullie. Wish I hadn't reminded myself of the match.

£2 - Shola to score in a Newcastle win I was going to put an accumulator on, but don't know the likelihood of various matches across the country going ahead.

Shola hattrick then.

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