Jill

Wankers!

Anywhere I can see this online? Yeah I need to see this.

And I thought I was having a boring Sunday.

The woman who sits next to me turned to me and said "what they singing about Taylor?"

What was he dressed as? Had some overalls and some blue wellies and tiger face paint. Fucking nutter. I've no idea what or who he was meant to be.

Lovely Jonas.

Had that in my head all night.

I'm at 4 now.

It's so cheesy but I do love the pre-match working of the crowd.

The bloke in fancy dress in the Strawberry corner who couldn't find his seat - "you don't know where you're sitting, you don't know where you're sitting!" Then when he found it someone went over and joked that he was in his seat.

No Williamson? Not listed on Paddy Power today. Neither was Santon, which is who I wanted originally. How much? 6.50 Easy money in the end! Now to replicate every week...

BEAST

Aye, loved how much the goal clearly meant to him.

Very good yesterday. He was everywhere and worked really hard. Can't wait for him to get a goal.

What a fucking match. Such spirit in the team, some good football and good goals.

No Williamson? Not listed on Paddy Power today. Neither was Santon, which is who I wanted originally.

£1 - Sissoko anytime

Standard form for NUFC, it's the hope that hurts the most.

I've woken up in a fine mood. Looking forward to this.

£2 - Exeter, Tranmere & Blackpool

Just remembered I'm going to spend the entire match trying to explain to the old lass that sits next to me who each of our new signings is. I'd better do some research tonight and make sure I have all the facts right.

NUFC v Chelsea, first goal to be an own goal - 50p

8/10. As others have said, another forward would've been perfect. Still over the moon with our signings though.

Let's be 'avin ya! .. bum.

Fairly certain I could snap his ankle over my thigh.