Jill

Without fail every corner we defend the woman who sits next to me says "keep it out!" I know what she's getting at but I think the players have probably grasped that that's the idea.

Don't be negative, he might score.

Agreed. There is something strange about the atmosphere in a minutes silence within a packed stadium. So eery. And then that roar when the silence ends, incredible.

How tall is Jol? Looks a canny size there.

Honestly man, he's the most repulsive thing I've seen on our telly. I'd rather wor lad stuck some sick porn on FFS. (Or Modern Warfare!)

usually yes but with both arsenal and chelsea looking iffy at the minute it'll be man utd away...again. Nailed on.

Fat fucking Sam makes me want to vom up my wine with those jowels, the mingin' prick.

Well bugger me they've paid out.

First time I've watched MOTD live in ages, usually it drifts around our Sky planner because we've seen the goals elsewhere.

And he's back. Look at that fucking camel toe Must I?

My Grandmother used to spend ages in the kitchen after Sunday lunch and then come in with this block of shite on a plate and everyone's thinking 'what the fuck has she been doing for the last 40 minutes?'. :lol:

Mind, it was better than arctic bloody roll.

Vienetta. Fucking hell, my mam always used to dig that out the freezer.

I must be bored, I've just noticed the poll and voted 'elbows too pointy' despite being unable to recall ever having seen them. Also, I do not like his tattoo.

Good luck broonalegeordie I love a £1 acca so I'm rooting for you.

I was just reading about that before after seeing a mention on Twitter, awful.

Nice.

Well Bolton can fuck off then.

Howay Bolton, sort it out.

All my teams winning

£1 - Watford, Palace & Bolton

I'm dying to try one out, but I can't help but feel I'd be sinking to a huge new low.

My bad, I forgot Williamson.

Hope to see 11 Perches on the pitch.

No, we actually did. For some of the match.