Jill

In profit, 50p

It seemed a very unnecessarily harsh kick out at Colo but while I agree with his point of view I'm not too happy that Ben Arfa felt the need to involve himself and get a booking. Need to keep cooler heads in those situations.

Phenomenal today, some amazing saves.

Against all odds I really enjoyed that. Good performance all round, some very brave defending and top class saves.

Reckon I'll need a double vodka if we see double Ameobi at any point.

Got a new hat on, hope it's lucky.

Good stuff. Obertan to play a blinder.

Crikey.

£1 Newcastle win £1 NUFC/MUFC Draw £1 Ben Arfa anytime £1 S. Taylor anytime

Snipers on the roof.

'Picked off all over'

Man United, mackems, Liverpool, Spurs.

Elgin City & Lazio

I'm hoping it tastes like a nice curry.

£2 Newcastle win £1 Newcastle DNB £1 Jonas anytime

Sleep over. Really looking forward to this. First away trip of the season. I've woken up in a positive mood.

Mint, he'll return like the Undertaker, smash the place up and I'll be there to see it.

Do do do, Sammy signed a new deal.

Looking lively and getting plenty praise. Good for him.

Happy Chip, what a place. Was so confused not too long ago when I woke up after a heavy night and found one of those flyers in my pocket.

Shared effort. You have to start it at the match though, no one will follow me.

I don't remember reading that, but that would explain why it was in my head.

I woke up this morning with this in my head: St James' Park, St James' Park St James' It's St James' Park To the tune of 'football's coming home..' etc. I think it came from whatever dream I was having.

Ditto, and at the same time getting people asking why i'm humming The Trainline advert seeing as The Trainline are one of our competitors. Me too. Obviously not the competitor bit like. Keep feeling proper guilty when I hear someone else humming it as well.