Jill

Precisely that.

Bleurgh. I almost wish I was at work today.

Smith & Perch. Oh sheet.

Balls.

Never had a problem with T-Mobile and an absolutely shit phone.

I got to my seat and about 3 seconds later their second goal went in. Only realised they'd scored before it as someone behind said something along the lines of "fucking hell man, two-nil already" and we turned round to check with him. Someone a few seats along from me turned up not long after me, was told it was two-nil then was at the toilet when we scored. He was wondering why he bothered turning up.

Class.

Bit of a cunts trick that. I almost stopped Peep Show to check.

Just tweeted Jose to get him to tell Hatem his coat is horrible.

Still walking with a limp apparently. Probably bumped into De Jong again.

I'm canny annoyed at football at the minute so the last team I want to come up against next is Spurs, hate them.

Grim. My toes and arse cheeks are freezing as well.

Not a great fan of getting a coach to an away game, Crumpy's have always been spot on though. Back Page is alright for what it is and will do as a last resort. Definitely prefer the train though, had some cracking away day train journeys.

He's brilliant. I hate him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PC_City Leave Jose alone. Sorry. It does sound nicer than PC World, mind.

And now I'm stalking you too, Jon.

PC city.

With absolute dignity and compassion I'd like to think. Imagine if we cheered/booed a dead man from the field man. Sickening.

I remember Booze Britain! Burger Barry, amirite? Some fella wanted a hot dog that went over the edge of the bun.. and I quote "so I slapped it in his face".

That is terrifying.

I was going to follow this on with a spunk yoghurt joke.. but no.

Regardless of how 'alright' it is.. I couldn't do it. I just couldn't do it.

I remember someone drinking piss on Booze Britain once, but then they made him throw it back up into a bucket.

To take them from the airport to the hotel and to the ground. My mate's dad used to drive the coach, used to do it all the time.

Is that the one they were on about on Soccer Saturday today?