Jill

This feeling is actually my own fault for continuing to watch when I knew what was coming.

Happy with a point in this fixture. Less happy that I watched it.

Looks absolutely smashing, great effort.

That was absolutely rancid. Hopefully I'll develop amnesia.

Well fuck this with a rusty spoon. A valiant effort.

I feel like a mentalist making my tea at this time to leave the house on a bank holiday Monday.

I switched the TV on and the first word I heard was Liverpool, I got immediately angry then realised it was on Football Focus. Anyway I am extremely lacking in confidence so I've bought an array of snacks to eat my feelings (salt and vinegar discos, double decker x 4, buttons and babybels).

Pels

I'll be receiving divorce papers if I announce my love for Chloe Kelly one more time.

Don't get the LJ hype at all, she's clearly not fit today and shouldn't have started but she's not as great as is made out at times.

Bloody love when I'm on the side of the jammy bastards.

I can't take these late nights.

Jesus what an awful shootout, but I bloody love an ugly win.

Hopefully Hampton's nose has swollen sufficiently to fill the goal.

The ref is every inch a stern PE teacher. Can almost hear her bellowing that the 1500m is the perfect cure for period pain.

Kelly.

She'd make a great ringer for an U15 boys team. Carter shite, Bronze not much better. Walsh uncharacteristically poor. Let's try stringing a few passes together maybe.

Total limp dick of a second half performance.

Of course.

I thought I wasn't keen on a change but as I was filling in the survey I realised I'm not really arsed about any of the individual aspects, so bring it on.

Patience my dear, I didn't want to peak too soon.

Yes. There are several other flavours but they are not match-tested.

I ate a bag of crisps and we scored. I have 3 packs left.

Total "phew" of a point there.

Frustrating stuff but we never looked like winning. On to the next one.