Jill

Bang on.

Hat-trick first home game, à la Shola.

Because you live on planet soft cunt.

I now have an overwhelming urge to try and drop this into a conversation tomorrow. "Lovely Sunday dinner Mam, but the roasties are as elusive as an eel covered in vaseline"

Heard from a few that weren't far behind them but don't think they knew them.

That depends on whether you wipe standing up or sitting down.

Pleased I'm not watching this. Sounds like we are fucked.

1-0 win.

Think we will win but I'm not confident enough to either put a bet on or watch it. Going to hide at West Allotment v Jarra Roofing.

West Ham, Fulham, Hull & Burton.

Just walked past Steven Taylor, looking extremely orange, on Grey Street.

Ugh, those are some of the least likeable USWNT players as well.

Ugh.

I mean I love a bit of maths porn but it seems a massive stretch to suggest that seeing "7-3" on the back of a football shirt = stay in school.

Even before you start on the abortion of a message, "thousands of inboxes" gives me great

Assumed the thread being bumped meant he'd died or been arrested again.

Sad, RIP.

Might as well fuck it up now then. Gameweek 32 Aston Villa 0-2 Chelsea Arsenal 3-1 Watford Bournemouth 0-2 Man City Norwich 0-1 Newcastle Stoke 1-1 Swansea Sunderland 0-0 West Brom West Ham 1-0 Crystal Palace Liverpool 2-1 Spurs Leicester 2-1 Southampton Man Utd 1-0 Everton

0-1 just to inspire a meagre amount of hope before we fuck it up and get relegated anyway.

Embarrassment to Killingworth.

Legit thought that was it.

Got man of the match. :lol: Having the exact same conversation here.

Mitro hat-trick: What almost looked like a choreographed routine with that fan who turned up after the goal Going to react after having a free kick against him and then stopping himself mid-sprint Physios escorting him off in the manner of getting your pissed mate into a taxi

Predictable.