Jill

I reckon I'll have one of them like.

Looks pretty smart that.

Decent, and I'm also having chicken.

That's put me right off having carrots on my Sunday dinner now.

FFS

A beanpoll.

was thinking that or some trips to Northern League could help with our withdrawal. Do it. I think I'm going to head to Morpeth v Bishop Auckland on 8 August to kick the season off and then either Heaton Stannington or Whitley Bay the following week. But yes, if anyone is arranging to meet to watch matches I'd potentially be interested.

I was in that Morrisons on Sunday as it's my local one. It was a very nice effort.

Our friend who cancelled at the same time as us (just before the end of the season) renewed the other day. I've not spoken to him to ask about loyalty points but he'd have only had one or two anyway. They did say they'd take the £150 he'd already paid in direct debits before cancelling from the price though.

Good goals. I'm determined not to get too attached to him though.

I want one of those dotty hairdos as a hat or some socks.

I smashed up my friend's bedroom where we were watching it. Fuck knows why we were in there and not watching on her bigger living room telly. Knew it was in the moment he swung for it.

Silvio Maric's defining moment.

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I think it should definitely be retired now. Amazed that it's been a year already.

I've had an absolutely horrendous day but this has made everything better. Well played sir.

I'd start babbling about how we have the same birthday. And I'd also feel obliged to mention that Kevin Nolan shares it too. Then I'd probably die of shame.

I'm happy to attend for timekeeping/scorekeeping/crap photos etc.

Really happy with this signing.

Totally forgot about this.

Should run out WWE-style and start clotheslining everyone.

Aw come on man. Those balls are hideous.

Hilarious.

Shame for them, what a heartbreaking way to go out.

£4.07 on Germany Women to qualify