Jill

Decided I'll probably come to watch solely on the basis of it meaning I'm in the area to get one of those lush pizzas from Four Lane Ends.

Get to Sports Direct.

West Ham/Draw & Hull/Draw State of Emergency, 2.15 Curragh Moonlight Navigator, 2.35 Haydock

Dunno yet. I'm not out tonight but depending on my plans for the day might pop along to watch the football.

Hope it's not your bantzzz.

Still might come along and watch if I can squeeze it into my extremely busy schedule. Especially if you're all likely to be dying after about an hour.

Soz. Haven't bothered to make a new cliff jump since I lost the hat.

http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/pictures/cliff.jpg

It just seems like we're destined to go down. Everything is aligning to make it happen. I was gutted last time but if it does happen again it'll probably raise a partridgeshrug at the most.

I've had the sort of season Newcastle would be proud of. Safe but no chance of Europe.

GW38 Arsenal 1-0 West Brom Aston Villa 1-0 Burnley Chelsea 2-1 Sunderland Crystal Palace 1-0 Swansea Everton 1-2 Spurs Hull 0-1 Man Utd Leicester 1-1 QPR Man City 2-0 Southampton Newcastle 1-1 West Ham Stoke 1-2 Liverpool

The back looks like the designers submitted a proposal and just didn't realise they had to do the other side. Like on the Apprentice when they're designing labels etc, sure there was an episode where they just completely ignored part of the box.

And yet with our potential relegation at stake, it still seems extremely achievable.

I don't trust this Man U team to get a result.

Didn't cash out. Obvious idiot is obvious.

Fffffuuuuuuu----

Ready to smack my dad all over for inflicting this shite on me. Cruel git.

Just stuck £2 on us to go down. Prediction for next weekend: We lose 2-0 to a penalty (and sending off) followed by awful defending for the second Hull win 1-0

Fucked. Flashbacks to last time, this time Hull will beat Man U and we'll do jack all.

Who's this week's sending off?

This club man. Horseshit. I can see Hull getting a result next week.

Bloody hell.

Gerrard to miss a penalty, 25/1.

I absolutely hope so. Something hilarious has to happen. I hope he has a stinker.

£3.80 on Stabæk hashtag bigspender.