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All the Danish/Swedish TV shows I've seen just seem to be basically Geordie. I'm hoping that will mean I'm able to survive in Copenhagen/Malmo/Stockholm next month. I particularly like how Swedish for "police" is "polis". Leaving Oslo out. I haven't seen much Norwegian TV. Any recommendations? IIRC "go home" is vaguely similar across most of the languages to "gan hyem" so I suppose I'll be ok at getting rid of pests.

All the Danish/Swedish TV shows I've seen just seem to be basically Geordie. I'm hoping that will mean I'm able to survive in Copenhagen/Malmo/Stockholm next month. I particularly like how Swedish for "police" is "polis".

Do NOT get the number 1 bus. It takes forever. It's a short walk from Four Lane Ends.

At this rate I'll need to play.

Who am I cheering for? I need to pick a side.

There haven't been any pens at all at sjp. Indicative of both our lack of ability to get the ball in the opposition box and lack of determination to prevent the opposition walking it in at the other end. Must be pretty rare to go a whole season without a single penalty awarded at a ground? Well, now we can guarantee we'll concede one which will be scored to send us down.

Gameweek 37 Southampton 2-0 Aston Villa Burnley 0-1 Stoke QPR 1-1 Newcastle Spurs 2-1 Hull Sunderland 1-0 Leicester West Ham 0-0 Everton Liverpool 1-0 Crystal Palace Swansea 0-2 Man City Man Utd 2-2 Arsenal West Brom 0-2 Chelsea Arsenal 3-2 Sunderland

Denver Morris is a canny little player, lovely run that.

This thread is definitely a curse, I had Man City to win and BTTS in Chelsea/Liverpool yesterday but didn't post it so of course it won.

I thought Cabella was decent yesterday. I wouldn't mind so many stepovers if any of our other players would use the opportunity to get into some bloody space or make a run.

Well this thread is bollocks because the only market available was the result in 90 minutes so my bet lost.

Well I posted one bet in the other thread so I'll post in here that I have a few quid on North Shields to win today.

Disappointed it didn't come by email tbh.

Don't be silly, this smile is completely genuine and not at all forced: http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/a1/e8/0,,10278~13035681,00.jpg

Good luck to them.

It's like a cliche drinking game. Shots all round till you drop.

Hull, Villa & Spurs, few quid. I hardly ever bet on the Premier League for a very good reason.

I read "Hola" then went all partridgeshrug about it.

Just been buying my mam a birthday card for her 60th next week then read this thread. How sobering.

Heart - no Head - yes Voted no, heart wins.

Nice of them to include a handy 'unsubscribe' link at the bottom. Strangely enough I didn't actually seem to have subscribed to bollocks pretend emails.

Gameweek 36 Everton 1-1 Sunderland Aston Villa 2-1 West Ham Hull 1-1 Burnley Leicester 0-2 Southampton Newcastle 1-2 West Brom Stoke 0-1 Spurs Crystal Palace 0-2 Man Utd Man City 3-0 QPR Chelsea 2-1 Liverpool Arsenal 2-0 Swansea

Fucking trolls everywhere.

Aye, that relegation team was dump but I genuinely thought we'd be ok until about 5 mins from the end of the final game where it dawned on me that we weren't going to do it. Thought we were easily safe after that Boro game. This time though, I have absolutely no hope.