Jill

He looks a tad top heavy but in a lovely way.

That's actually a decent piece, was worried for a moment they were being sincere! My favourite bit: I think I suffered high blood pressure for the first time in my life, it lasted for about 10 seconds. Same.

I'm sinking without a trace.

How old is this person?

I only had a quid on, so I think £7. It was my last quid though, so gives me something else to play with since I'm not depositing owt else for the next few weeks.

I was bricking it there.

Hard lines, man.

Someone will score from it too, since I have 2-0.

I suppose you could read between the lines, given his history. Hope he makes it.

U21s winning 2-0 now, Campbell scored.

I suppose I'd rather see a punch than have him fumble it, but not every single time. He's a total flapper.

Playing for the U21s today, 1pm at Whitley Park. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20141222/gutierrez-to-make-return_2281670_4380477

GW 18 Chelsea 2-0 West Ham Burnley 0-1 Liverpool Crystal Palace 2-1 Southampton Everton 1-1 Stoke Leicester 0-2 Spurs Man Utd 3-0 Newcastle Sunderland 2-1 Hull Swansea 0-0 Aston Villa West Brom 0-2 Man Cit Arsenal 3-1 QPR

Get the gigantic mong sacked, pls. Christmas miracle.

Looked knackered before the hour so barely made an attempt to move after that.

We'll get frogged to death.

£2 second half penalty

I was thinking the same, but I do feel a bit queasy this morning.

Solano was at the Blue Flames last night and Olly Bernard was there this afternoon watching West Allotment v Consett.

This.

Would be great if it was sung slowly. It would be even better if people got the words right too. Depressing how many people are too lazy to even get the chorus right. That infuriates me every time.

The Townhouse was bollocked because of overcrowding rather than actually showing the football but not sure about anywhere else in Whitley. It was more of a case of "switch this off because you have dangerous numbers of people coming to watch it". Source: wor kid works in another pub in Whitley.

Just been sat near Shearer in Sachins.

I've not had much interest in watching our non-televised games this season. I get more enjoyment from Soccer Saturday or going to non-league.

Poom sneaking in again. Frimpong Cleverley Cabaye ffs.