Jill

Yeah. You can see there's some ability there, but he needs to calm down a bit. There's often a bit of a manic quality about him which affects his judgement. It doesn't help that he's constantly in a position of feeling the need to prove himself. He needs to find a settled place at a club and push on from there. That's just his face. http://i.imgur.com/pSku6.jpg

SOOPA DOOPA SUNDAY

Everton are rubbish at the moment from what I've seen of them but we'll manage to make them look world class. Lukaku is sure to score if he's involved.

Just said similar on Twitter.

That was loads better than I expected from Cisse. Thought from his run up that he was going to fuck it up.

Wait, what?

Vuckic still exists?

Remember the hope this gave us: Why would you even?

Did I leave the left-over turkey out, or did I put it in the fridge? Must phone home and check I think my leftover turkey could get a game for us.

Switched it off. I'm watching Biggest Loser instead.

11 apparently.

So hopeless.

Definite penalty.

Just dusted my last two liqueur chocolates. I think I'm all set.

Gameweek 19 Spurs 1-1 Man Utd Southampton 0-1 Chelsea Aston Villa 0-0 Sunderland Hull 2-0 Leicester Man City 3-0 Burnley QPR 2-2 Crystal Palace Stoke 0-1 West Brom West Ham 1-2 Arsenal Newcastle 1-1 Everton Liverpool 1-0 Swansea Gameweek 20 Stoke 0-2 Man Utd Aston Villa 2-1 Crystal Palace Hull 0-1 Everton Liverpool 3-0 Leicester Man City 1-1 Sunderland Newcastle 1-0 Burnley QPR 1-2 Swansea Southampton v Arsenal West Ham 2-0 West Brom Spurs 1-1 Chelsea

Maybe he meant shite.

Couldn't face going out and dealing with the general public to watch this so I'm afraid you lot are stuck with me.

I think I'm due a nap.

That shirt man. What year is it again?

Man U & Sunderland Norwich, Bournemouth, Middlesbrough, Sheffield Wednesday Small stakes as I've got a limited budget. Bet Boro let me down.

He looks a tad top heavy but in a lovely way.

That's actually a decent piece, was worried for a moment they were being sincere! My favourite bit: I think I suffered high blood pressure for the first time in my life, it lasted for about 10 seconds. Same.

I'm sinking without a trace.