Jill

Just said similar on Twitter.

That was loads better than I expected from Cisse. Thought from his run up that he was going to fuck it up.

Wait, what?

Vuckic still exists?

Remember the hope this gave us: Why would you even?

Did I leave the left-over turkey out, or did I put it in the fridge? Must phone home and check I think my leftover turkey could get a game for us.

Switched it off. I'm watching Biggest Loser instead.

11 apparently.

So hopeless.

Definite penalty.

Just dusted my last two liqueur chocolates. I think I'm all set.

Gameweek 19 Spurs 1-1 Man Utd Southampton 0-1 Chelsea Aston Villa 0-0 Sunderland Hull 2-0 Leicester Man City 3-0 Burnley QPR 2-2 Crystal Palace Stoke 0-1 West Brom West Ham 1-2 Arsenal Newcastle 1-1 Everton Liverpool 1-0 Swansea Gameweek 20 Stoke 0-2 Man Utd Aston Villa 2-1 Crystal Palace Hull 0-1 Everton Liverpool 3-0 Leicester Man City 1-1 Sunderland Newcastle 1-0 Burnley QPR 1-2 Swansea Southampton v Arsenal West Ham 2-0 West Brom Spurs 1-1 Chelsea

Maybe he meant shite.

Couldn't face going out and dealing with the general public to watch this so I'm afraid you lot are stuck with me.

I think I'm due a nap.

That shirt man. What year is it again?

Man U & Sunderland Norwich, Bournemouth, Middlesbrough, Sheffield Wednesday Small stakes as I've got a limited budget. Bet Boro let me down.

He looks a tad top heavy but in a lovely way.

That's actually a decent piece, was worried for a moment they were being sincere! My favourite bit: I think I suffered high blood pressure for the first time in my life, it lasted for about 10 seconds. Same.

I'm sinking without a trace.

How old is this person?

I only had a quid on, so I think £7. It was my last quid though, so gives me something else to play with since I'm not depositing owt else for the next few weeks.

I was bricking it there.

Hard lines, man.