Jill

I really hope I'm radiating some sort of "DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT FOOTBALL" vibe at work today.

This transfer window has been completely rectangular.

Fucking sickening looking creature Can't even call him a table spoon, more of a shovel really.

Mick Lowes is grotesque.

I would've actually died laughing.

Found that far too funny. I think I'm broken.

That's just followed 'rectangle' into my new favourite insults.

Same.

Is there a Chicken Cottage in Hull?

At West Allotment Celtic you can watch the football from inside the bar if you so wish. Obviously that's not why I support them....

If anyone doesn't fancy watching Newcastle, North Shields are away that weekend but Whitley Bay are at home against Morpeth. Or go along to the training ground and watch my preferred Northern League team, West Allotment Celtic v Ashington.

Yep.

Forum favourite Skjelbred has signed permanently for Hertha BSC.

I've had an absolute mare there. Below Lawro now FFS. GW4: Arsenal 1-2 Man City Chelsea 1-0 Swansea Crystal Palace 0-0 Burnley Southampton 1-0 Newcastle Stoke 1-1 Leicester Sunderland 0-2 Spurs West Brom 1-3 Everton Liverpool 2-0 Aston Villa Man Utd 1-0 QPR Hull 1-1 West Ham

That was my last quid.

As if.

Write RUN JILL RUN across the top then.

I see your point, but on the bridges they're on about it's usually banners saying "GIZ A WAVE STEVIE!" etc.

Subscribed to Sky Sports just in time to see Liverpool celebrating.

Liverpool & BTTS Arsenal

Good shout.

I feel bad for judging him so early, but I had to constantly remind myself that he was on the pitch.

I was seething.