Jill

Gerrin Shola.

1 hr 26 minutes as well I think it was - good time.

Left back in the fucking changing room, hopefully.

Steven Tayto

The badge just being slightly out of the V is making me twitch.

Total snoozefest this like.

I was just thinking that. I've heard some strange shrieks and things from the crowd though. Tony Pulis laugh just then. Aye.

I was just thinking that. I've heard some strange shrieks and things from the crowd though.

Sky box has gone off. I'm stuck with our match now.

What goes on with that crest? Bad angle?

Me too. It's the scoring part I can't be arsed with. I ran it one year on the old Toontastic and used to dread it each week.

I voted 26th because I don't have anything decent planned that weekend but either is fine.

£3 - Preston, MK Dons, Leyton Orient, Derby, Nottingham Forest

Same.

£2 free bet on Newcastle to win 2-0. Boredom bet.

"Following media reports this morning the Chairman wishes to make it clear that Alan Shearer has never said to him that he would knock seven bells out of anyone" Literally all it said. Still one of my favourite things I've ever read on the internet.

Who wants to be on my team?

That seems reasonable to me.

Missed all of this other than the last 5 minutes so of course I only saw us concede, after sitting through that dross yesterday.

He'll be known as Chunky after a few weeks of Greggs and Nandos.

Sounds like something that would show reruns of military-based quiz show Skirmish with Alan Partridge. Anyway, I think we'll lose 2-1.

It's like that bit on The Office where David Brent just keeps turning up after he's left.

Just logged into Paddy Power and found £25 sitting in there... I thought I'd put my Neymar top goalscorer bet on outright but apparently I had £10 each way and this is the first time I've logged in since it paid out. Mint. Only logged in because I got an email saying I had a free £1 games bet.

I just bought an 04/05 shirt in a S and it's absolutely massive. Now wondering if I can get away with a kids size.

Bobby. I can't believe it's been 5 years.