Jill

Hertha BSC v Werder Bremen. I'm actually watching one of my teams winning for a change.

I'm handing in a transfer request like.

We'll have to get a sweepstake for the when/how of our first league goal. I'll go trickles in off Gouffran's arse, Hull (H).

I'm pleased to see a real rain has come to wash the scum off the pitch.

Thank fuck that's over.

How grey is Taylor?

Williamson man you absolute rectangle.

So much yellow.

This match is just one big

Williamson's swing-and-a-miss, ffs. What a spoon.

Hutton is a fucking world beater today.

Cabella man stop being a mincer.

I feel sorry for the fans of other clubs stuck watching this shite in the pub before their own match.

I wasn't going to drink until much later on in the day but I'm having a rum & cola already. I've been bored into submission. Is there someone in row Z that our players particularly want to donate a football to?

We look absolutely rubbish.

I think my tuna sandwich is coming back up.

It seems so.

Anyone got any good snacks or drinks for the match then? I'm going to have a tuna sandwich and a pepsi max, might build up to a rum & coke depending on how the match goes.

2-1 win. N'Zogbia wanders through our defence & scores followed by a Dummett screamer from the halfway line and Willo from a set penis. Then I'll wake up and watch Fletch & Sav and actually see some of our fans in the Chilli.

This thing from the Chilli is bollocks like.

That's where I sat too. Cracking moment.

£1 anytime own goal in our match

Look at Micky's little face. He's loving this.

On that Match of the Day special last night it was lovely to see that goal v Everton again. I seemed to be celebrating before he even kicked the ball, it was so obviously going in.

What a way to welcome the thread back.