Super Duper Branko Strupar

Watts starting for Wigan.

Alan Robson shouldve done it. Wuv gotten Bruno and wuv gotten Gordon.

Shearer is no narrator, mind

Tra, la la la la laaa. Valentino Livramento

Rafa knew.

Like 4-0?

Put Almiron in for Grealish and Isak in for Wilson after recent performances. Gives me an extra 1.5m n'all.

Livramento pushed for the move from what I remember, remember thinking a lot of him for doing it at the time. He was behind James and Azpilicueta and wanted game time. 50% sell on clause (if true) doesnt exactly scream "Letting him go" either.

England with a good shout at the final now. You'd expect them to get to France in the semis all being well.

This lad is going to be amazing.

Callum deserves better than this guff.

Where's even the appetite for this move? It's totally meaningless.

Those goals from the right... I can just imagine me calling up a talk show in 15 years time. "The first point Id like to make is about Federico, he played for Newcastle United, quite a few years ago..."

Just built up the courage to watch this. Ah man.

This lad will be mint.

Ah is he from Derrum? Fuck him then.

Mint

An actual young Geordie talent, without wanting to be disrespectful to Anderson. What world have I arrived in?

Mint huddle.

Exactly

I dont want to seem all high and mighty, but can we be a bit cautious over which "black lads" we suggest are Mike, please. He's a human you know.

See, this is the very thing we wanted to avoid, lads.

Pete! Keep it to yourself.