Super Duper Branko Strupar

From 103 previous gameweek to 41 this. It's the kind of inconsistency which means I'll never challenge for the top spots.

The current Elliot Anderson would be fantastic competition for his place. As much as I adore the bloke.

9:15 "I've thrown balloons quicker than this cross"

Newcastle 2-0 Bournemouth Brentford 2-2 Liverpool Leicester 1-2 Fulham West Ham 1-1 Palace Arsenal 1-1 Villa Everton 1-1 Spurs Man United 1-1 Brighton Forest 2-0 Southampton Ipswich 1-2 Man City Chelsea 2-0 Wolves

Brentford 1-2 Man City Chelsea 2-1 Bournemouth West Ham 1-1 Fulham Forest 1-2 Liverpool Everton 1-1 Villa Leicester 1-1 Palace Newcastle 2-0 Wolves Arsenal 2-1 Spurs Ipswich 1-1 Brighton Man United 3-0 Southampton

Eddie knows time is his friend. Smart lad.

Absolutely shocking defending

Give yourself a pat on the back.

You said a lass talking about football in a vid made after 10pm should put some lipstick on and had a light face or something. Its not about wokeism or being offended on someone else's behalf, its just canny creepy. Might have been banter in the 70s or whenever but being a wrongun was bang on trend around that time too, so its probably not the best measure.

You're an odd fella

Spurs 1-2 Newcastle Villa 2-0 Leicester Bournemouth 1-0 Everton Palace 1-2 Chelsea Man City 2-0 West Ham Southampton 1-2 Brentford Brighton 1-2 Arsenal Fulham 3-1 Ipswich Liverpool 3-0 Man Utd Wolves 1-1 Forest

He can be the Joe Willock Joe Willock probably won't be. Win a battle, take us up the pitch, move the ball. Sandro or Bruno were seemingly always there offering a simple pass last night which is exactly how we should be playing. But then Bruno and Sandro just promote us moving the ball like that all over the park because of their presence. Would upgrade him, obviously. But there's a few positions to do that in before we do that with Joe. Miley can deputise. Ironically Anderson has been doing it all even better and more consistently. Which is a shame.

I hope he secures a move to somewhere he'd like to live with his young family, play some football for the remainder of his career and be happy. And I hope he starts a game before he goes and we get the Wor Miggy flags out for him and give him the send off we should do.

As long as he's happy to stay, id be happy for him to finish his career here. He showed yesterday what he's still capable of, and where he's still currently better than Tino. Tino is our future and needs to play, but Trippier is still more than good enough to be playing for us and a CL push.

You'd hope the Man Utd fans were cheering the change in system and appropriate personnel after being shafted continuously for 30mins, rather than 1 player coming off. Was clear from minute 1 Zirkzee couldn't play in that position. Clear before he started tbf. Was an awful decision.

He was so good with the ball last night. If only we could play a team that barely threatens out goal every week and he'd be perfect.

Sandro and Bruno have only just got fucking started, man. I'm excited, terrified and horny all at once.

Okay yeah this was more important. Fair play.

Spurs after this game

They have absolutely nothing in midfield. As long as we're switched on to any runs down the sides and balls in, we should be keeping a clean sheet.