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We’ve been trying for Eze for ages. It’s just how Parrish rolls, and fair enough really.

Oof, City look good going forward . The first two goals are just brilliant.

Good analysis of the goals on MOTD.

Other than that bonkers ending and the bad vibes, I still don’t see Everton going down. The promoted sides are not very good, and Everton’s signings actually are. There’s just too much time left in the season. A result like this in April could be curtains - right now I suspect it’s just a bit freakish.

Just watched the last 20 or so on “Game of the Day”. So bizarre. They didn’t even play obviously badly and were still making a bit of play. Bournemouth just seemed to suddenly work out what to do . Use the width to attack the ropey full-backs, try to bypass the midfield, get the ball forward quickly and balls into the box. They could have scored five or six in the last ten minutes. Everton’s defence just completely failed to deal with what Bournemouth were doing, and the final balls in were brilliant.

I think p78 might be the sweet spot

I just keep scrolling up to that seagull meme and giggling

Wow, was following the scores for my wife (Villa) and saw Everton winning 2-0 at the end. Just checked again. #grandoldteam

I mean, there’s a good reason for that

Yup . Never mind, I’m sure that just like when Bissouma got that stupid second yellow for diving the Arsenal fans will just be annoyed at Rice for being stupid. Right?

That’s some superhuman hearing you have there, Ian

On the planet? Yes.

Two years ago was just a joke - we had completely given up and the first half was arguably the worst performance any Premier League team has ever given anywhere ever . Last year was more telling. Your set-up is like Kryptonite for us if we’re not on it. That’s why missing all three of our centre-forwards is so irritating - they’re so important to how we play. Bottom line, we’re actually quite good but a couple of players short. You’re quite good but a couple of players short. We’re high-risk and your game is a perfect counter to ours so it could be any result at all really . It’s hard to tell a lot about how either of us are playing based on the first couple of games. I haven’t been to a proper away game in a while but the only thing I really dislike about St James’ Park is the away fans being hidden up in the rafters.

I think the entire Cartel Five have simply refused to sell anyone to us . Like, Man U and Man City are doling out players to Chelsea and Arsenal left, right and centre but it’s been years since they’ve given us anyone.

Some fans were saying it was happening during and after the second half of last season. Conveniently ignoring (a) that he was brilliant at the beginning and (b) he’s been playing and travelling a crazy amount and of course had the Asia Cup mid-season. I think he was simply knackered. He’d been playing through some knocks for Korea and us, plus we didn’t have enough cover and Richarlison gets those little shitty 2-3 game injuries all the fucking time. Age and wear and tear are obviously taking some toll, but just look at his goals against Everton. Cleverly slows his run just a little to fox T-Rex arms then turns on the afterburners. Then late in the game runs half the length of the pitch keeping pace with fucking VDV before tucking the ball away. As long as we can give him enough rest this year and next I think he’ll be fine. That’s why it’s so galling all our strikers are fucked right now.

Depends who we’re playing against. He’s useless as a focal point or if you need to hold the ball up. Good at pressing and on the break. Solanke being out is the real shitter.

Solanke is injured for the first time in a million years after one game with us. Richarlison is always injured and magically got injured again in training. Our U21 striker who was going to back them both up got injured in the EFL Trophy. Plus ça change.

I deliberately phrased it like that . It’s something like, we have an option to buy him for a certain amount of money but if we don’t want him and they sell him to somebody else we get a %.

We gave them GLC for fuck-all because they have no money. Done this weird deal to make up the “value”. I just have no idea how good he is.

Any American guys here have an opinion on Johnny Cardoso? I’ve not noticed him at all before but we’ve sort of bought a share of him as part of a deal with Betis

Fucking hell, can we just burn them to the ground please?

Villa have a pretty sweet draw - all the tougher looking games at home.

There have been a lot of uninspiring results. Seems like the bigger teams were able to field weakened - sometimes hugely weakened - lineups and still take the piss. Chuffed that the mighty Os won though.

O’Neills was our hangout for a while - the women in the house chatted up all the waiters at La Porchetta so we used to get lock-ins and freebies. Halcyon days

I get it, but if they’re a nothing club why do you hate them so much? I don’t hate Man City any more because they really are a nothing club to me now.