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1.64 m (5 ft 4 1⁄2 in)

Was gonna say, 'M. Gabbiadini' ffs.

Sell him.

Unlucky

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/lists/90415/top-10-most-impressive-premier-league-players-of-201112-so-far.html

Put Smith in that side and we'd contrive to draw it.

Actually this would guarentee victory:

Fully expect Raylor to play btw. Also Simpson would probably get raped with Ben Arfa infront if him.

Decided this is what I'd like to see. http://www.footballuser.com/formations/2011/10/243029_Newcastle_United.jpg

Noooo

Farcical from Worthington if that's true like.

If that's true it's a good choice. Everton need there youngsters to do well because there f***ed financially. So fucked they can justify paying £2 million for a 15 year-old!

Nolan and Barton's form basically dropped because there was no Carroll.

Matter of time before Downing is dropped for Bellamy is what I was reading the other day.

http://twitter.com/ChelseaChaz1984 What a cockend.

Both his goals came from the right hand side, cut in and hit a shot with his left foot and then scoring at the back post from a left wing cross from Fergie. u mad Colocho?

Yeah but you're forgetting that it's Spurs. They'll fuck it up.

I was busy taunting remaining mackems from the safety of the bus while the Arsenal game was in play. Only saw the last 15 minutes of the Everton game.

Set up by 3rd choice left winger. More squad depth

Boss.

I've seen them 4 times. Sunderland (only half paying attention pre-Arsenal game), Bolton, Stoke and Spurs. The only time I was impressed was the Bolton game but looking at their performances this season that's hardly a great barometer. Dalglish will get the results there but I honestly don't see how anybody can say they are brilliant to watch.

I would have to say you're lying, or to be polite, mistaken. The difference between Hodgsons football and Dalglish's was immense. Both bored me to tears with the only separator being said Uruguayan. I could probably dig up quotes on here of me bitching and moaning during your games tbh.

Maybe you're right. I mean I'd love nothing more than to like the bloke but he's just not likeable for me and although as a Toon fan I'm enjoying our decent results I am not so much enjoying our football and worruy that we'll come unstuck soon and will linger as a mid-table side which the appointment of Pardew was meant to help us overcome. I never used to rate him at all as a manager before he came here and as recently as a couple of weeks ago I still was a million miles away from being convinced. I thought he'd be an unmitigated disaster tbh but the more the games go by the more I am starting to like him. I read an article fairly recently that spoke about the fact he's apparently very maticulous with his preparation in terms of tactics and drilling of the players. That and when he speaks about his plans for certain players (Cabaye and Ben Arfa in particular) it makes me think that he might have a bit more about him than the bog standard coach. Infact, the only thing I can really fault him on this season is his use of substitutes and as of yet they haven't really cost us. I think the football is gradually improving too and that is without a few pieces of the jigsaw yet to fall into place (including the most important of them all in Ben Arfa). I know some people like to criticise him because it's their default setting but I'm honestly finding it very hard to fault the job he's doing. As a person, well, he may be a cunt. Even if he is I personally couldn't care less so long as the results and progress on the pitch hold up.

Do it.