ponsaelius

So it is actually a fake account? For real?! 1700 posts as a character? How can somebody actually do that ffs.

M4 has a serious love-in for Carroll. Great stuff though, will use one for my wallpaper

Great piece that

Above team

Less Barry more Johnson pls.

Barry and Milner are dire.

Because Abidal is better. Clichy has been woeful for a good couple of seasons.

Because Abidal is better.

MK Dons out on penalties.

Got sent off

Adam Johnson wore it a few games back.

Faroes just rattled the bar. Piledriver of a freekick.

Edmundsson playing against Scotland on SS1.

Bit disappointed that Wilshere won't be involved.

Oh dear!

I wouldn't want us spending any money on Keane like.

Pires signs for Villa. FM again ahead of the game

Delighted for him, just praying he doesn't get injured.

Astonishing stats for Silva and Nesta.

Fuck it, I'm with Mattis, Benitez is a fucking joke.

This is awful.

Even Eto'o who has been brilliant is ridiculously ball greedy.

Fuck off an retire Matrix.

Matrix is a fucking idiot.