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Jonas definitely only got 3. I'm gonna back up the stats I posted and say they're about as accurate as you can get - you can always trust Americans with their sports stats. If you go on the site they're posted on they show everything in huge detail, shots taken by individual players etc. Not more than Guthrie tbf. Thought I'd pull it up, aye, here's our top assisters in the League last year: Geremi 3 Jonás Gutiérrez 3 Danny Guthrie 3 Mark Viduka 2 Kevin Nolan 2 Obafemi Martins 2 Jose Enrique 2 Claudio Cacapa 1 Damien Duff 1 Nicky Butt 1 Shola Ameobi 1 Ryan Taylor 1 Steven Taylor 1 Habib Beye 1 Joey Barton 1 Charles N'Zogbia 1 David Edgar 1 These are the true figures. They are horrific but they tell the story of a horrific season.

The ones I posted are from just league games. They're from ESPN who are usually spot on with their stats, they have game by game logs and s*** tallying up assists etc. I'm pretty confident in their accuracy, as bleak as they look.

Of course

Probably the reason why we're open to making these signings. Good stuff.

Cacapa got his assist when we played that Cacapa - Butt midfield axis against West Ham. Maybe we were on to something

Not more than Guthrie tbf. Thought I'd pull it up, aye, here's our top assisters in the League last year: Geremi 3 Jonás Gutiérrez 3 Danny Guthrie 3 Mark Viduka 2 Kevin Nolan 2 Obafemi Martins 2 Jose Enrique 2 Claudio Cacapa 1 Damien Duff 1 Nicky Butt 1 Shola Ameobi 1 Ryan Taylor 1 Steven Taylor 1 Habib Beye 1 Joey Barton 1 Charles N'Zogbia 1 David Edgar 1

I've seen him play once, on his debut for Coventry. Can remember him impressing. Pretty quick and very much an attacking full back - I do remember him being caught out very poorly defensively at one stage though. Anyway, Cov fans seemed to like him alot, hopefully he can be an able deputy to Enrique!

That 3 assists was more than anybody else in the team, no? Last season was an embarrasing right off - not fair to use it as a yardstick for a player playing his first season in English football. At the end of the day Jonas is one of our best players, and for now atleast I think the criticisms need to be stopped a bit.

No. Why can't we just have all 3? Anyway, neither Moses or Huseklepp are out and out wingers.

They were farting about over £7 million for that Ruben fellah. I reckon they could afford The prices we're talking about.

Yeah Wigan have been linked with him loads in the past. Even with us being in the Prem, I'd like to think we'd be a better option than them

I'm at a funeral on monday. F5'ing would take up my day otherwise though.

I signed this lad for Burnley on my FM and he was class. Deal breaker tbh.

Don't know if ever got mentioned here but Jerome Rothen ended up going to Ankaragucu.

Brede Hangeland

Other clubs transfers? Nahhhh!

What the fuck is going on?! I turn this on at school an we've made two signings, talking to Moses and after this guy aswell

Ahh well I didn't really understand the use of the drug. I guess that's pretty f***ed up, he'll probably be getting a pretty hefty ban. Really stupid, he's a very good player aswell.

As far as vaguely informative video compilations go, it's fantastic to watch. Seeing his dribbling and footwork against substandard Danish defenders is utterly superb, he just tears them to pieces. The thing is he (obviously) hasn't been able to replicate that in Germany, which causes lots of problems having a player who's that ballgreedy.

When he was in Denmark he was practically allergic to passing the ball. Watch some compilations of him on a certain popular video site and it's incredible, he just runs and runs everytime

Not coke this time though. An anti-obesity drug. Stupid as it is, it's not as bad.

Forgive him no - on the right track for making up for the mess he's caused, yes.

Hell yes! Surely if it came to us, WBA or Forest we'd get him?

Well, that's Pompey down.

*Loads up FM*