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Nothing player He's one of very few we've got who isn't that.

Rome

Jesus cunting Christ on a pogo stick

A man further down in the Dutch pecking order than Luuk de Jong

Watched that live. Astonishing moment. He'd been on the field about 2 minutes as well

Cerci from Torino to Atletico apparently.

Moyes was comically poor at Man United, and plenty saw it coming from the moment he was appointed. Good manager at Everton, not cut out for the next level.

Lol @ Ryan Gauld being relegated to the Sporting Lisbon B team already. Scottish football ffs.

Benatia is a very good defender, unfortunately.

I haven't played this in a few years. Subs come in if somebody doesn't play right? How long does that take?

Chevrolet and Adidas have seen to that.

Annoying that shit Man Utd can still buy good players like good Man Utd could.

Siggy goal and assist Ramsey goal (captain) Vlaar clean sheet That's about it. Lukaku, Baines and Stones putting in disgraceful shifts.

Facking owld cahnt

We've got 26 players over 21 at the club, but thats including the likes of Jonas who will never play for the club again and Shane fucking Ferguson.

God I hope they're both better than Luuk de Jong.

I try to pick songs that suit the video/subject rather than something I would listen to normally like.

Blue cheese with grape or apple is a phenomenal sandwich.

It really does Who puts fruit in a sandwich? Need to sort your sandwich game out mate.

Turkey, Brie and Cranberry is peak sandwich game tbh.

They're a shite club IMO, a walking advertising board for Volkswagen.

It's a good move, Spain is better than Boredomsliga.

Every good player should move to a select few clubs, obviously. If any player doesn't he's an IDIOT.

@BumperGraham: It is being stared by @J__Gato who is a reliable guy that #Atletico WILL sign #Reus. IF this comes off it's close to the deal of the summer