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Just seen that Man City and the NY Yankees are buying and fouding an MLS team together :anguish: It's like a horrendous frankenstein monster of sporting commercialisation. KILL WITH FIRE.

He had 40 goals for England, I don't think it's unreasonable to think he'd have smashed Charlton's record if he hadn't been injury prone. He also had 118 Premier League goals by 25, Shearer had 104 at that age as a comparison (that's including his goals in the old First Division). Yeah he didn't though, cos he's a crock who abused himself into an early retirement. Stupid boring little shite. Mashed that sprint button didn't he, the cunt.

Came to the conclusion that on the whole, this is a bad move.

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Matuidi was PSG's best player this season after Ibrahimovic. Arguably even more so. Not a chance.

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Shite club, Monaco. Shit they're hoovering up all these players. At least PSG have a fucking fanbase.

Dunno marra. Nee surprise the tax avoiding bazzas are happy to comply to a bit of creative financing though. Dodgy kernts.

Rumours that Porto have agreed to sell Rodriguez and Moutinho to Monaco for a combined 70 million Euros, but officially Moutinho will only go for 1 million - meaning Sporting will miss out on the majority of their sell on clause. Sneaky bastards.

Long term fucking stability boys! Yahooo!!!! Celebrating with a few beers the neet.

Split on this. In one way I think its another step towards devaluing a historic competition that used to hold huge value, but I guess its the only step considering the beast they've turned the CL into.

Higgy has only scored 8 goals in 47 CL matches. Maybe not really a signing to make if you want to crack that competition (Juve's aim). A definite upgrade on Quag/Matri/Vucinic though.

Only just realised before this is on Saturday and not tonight.

Very lucky to go in tbh. Perfect penalty = lucky

Semi-amusing ITK moron to full-on cock-end in double quick time!

James ‏@isaacJLJ 20 May Now more than ever, the hierarchy at #NUFC need to back AP. Remember how long it took SAF to win something at #MUFC. #loyalty Seems like a very intelligent lad.

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Because that's exactly what we've done loads recently, bought English players from other English clubs on deadline days.

Keeping Pardew and spending our whole budget on Carroll is the kind of thing that has me waking up in cold sweats.

Liverpool have done well there.

Monaco had average attendances of 5,294 this season. Just what football needs, two-bit plastic clubs in rich tax-havens with no fans being able to buy up all the best talent.

Not sure whether Stoke will be better off being liberated with a manager that tries to score goals and win away and thus be better off for it, or they'll be fucked because its impossible to mould anything 'successful' out of that squad other than Pulisball.

That will make Pardew the 2nd longest serving Premier League manager after Wenger

Pulis is leaving.

It always puzzled me why personal finance wasn't taught in schools. That and a brief rundown of politics in this country. Seem like vital life skills to me when you're dumped into the real world.