Interpolic

Reading man, fuck off.

I say staying up but that's mainly because I really can't imagine going straight back down again, would be awful.

Do NOT fuck me over Reading. (Put a fiver on Reading, QPR, Leeds, Sheff Wed, Charlton).

Would imagine Chelsea would want to keep hold of him, especially with the new squad rules.

Can't see us playing 2 strikers next week at all. Probably not, but we'll lose that one either way most likely. It's about getting a partnership together that will score goals in matches where we can and will need to get the points we require for survival.. Yeah, agree that Carroll and Lovenkrands are clearly our best bet for home games and winnable away ones. We could really do with a nippy, skilful forward though - would make all the difference.

Can't see us playing 2 strikers next week at all.

We've deserved at least a draw today.

Was good but not that good.

Certainly isn't Greenwich Lean Time. Really don't know what's the matter with me today.

Same throughout pre-season. To save money, presumably. Is this a joke? What other reason would there be? Fair enough, I was just about to launch into a tirade about it surely only costing coppers.

Skipping is a quick and energy-efficient mode of travel.

Same throughout pre-season. To save money, presumably. Is this a joke?

This summer... The Ameobi Vendetta.

what is a pigeon chest? A bit like a treasure chest.

Shola's developed a weird pigeon chest, noticed it last year as well.

Colin Hendry is being a right idiot.

You think they're banned out of spite or something?

We've played some decent stuff.

Mental.

Been canny so far, this.

Sounds like Shola's causing havoc.

Brilliantly recalled.

Just the £9m taken off us so far for fuck-all except all these pathetic little soundbites. Can he not just shut the fuck up til he's played a few games?

What a prick. Someone put a gag on him until he's played twenty consecutive games.