On Owen, I'm not even angry at him anymore - he's just a very unpleasant, shallow and selfish person with the self awareness of a lamppost.
It's telling that he's #5 England goalscorer, has other impressive achievements to his name yet nobody gives the slightest fuck about him beyond a goal he scored when he was 18. The 2nd half of his career massively overshadows the 1st half, which is a crying shame for the daft little cunt.