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Holy shit

I've not really left myself much headroom when I was a 10 after the Tunisia match.

Have they been able to cut to a single attractive English female this entire match? Even the guy dressed in drag with a blonde wig just then is apparently more appealing. Have better luck finding a unicorn Bless the American trying to stay relevant in a World Cup thread. Four years of this. Four years, fuck that.

It's a semi alright

Looks like he's shouting something along the lines of "Here man, yer fuckin daft cunts, if ah have to make one more save it'll be left, right, goodnight HARRRRRR"

Love that, man

Yep I'm really happy with Sterling's performance, the decision making at the end there was very disappointing though. The second phase is a better chance than the first if he just passes it.

Cunts. Pure and simple. We let cunts set trends, is the long version. The world is getting more obnoxious. Michael Douglas had it spot on in Falling Down.

Sterling needs to give it to Kane after the goalkeeper saves there.

Missed that, what did he say?

100%, they need to have learnt that from Tuesday.

Deserved like, must be said. First 15 minutes we were terrible but been canny since then.

Yesssss

Fuck is up with Alli man, so languid. Much better last 10 mins though.

We can't fucking pass straight here like, poor start.

Ref hates the mackem accent.

I'm honestly pretty chilled, it's weird

It is coming home though, Yorkie.

This might be the most hipster opinion ever expressed in writing.

Annoying the lack of direct alternatives to Sterling and Alli mind, Rashford is more of a proper striker and I don't think Loftus Cheek has enough experience/confidence to impose himself on games.

If we take the lead I hope we don't stop trying to score a goal like we did the other night. Play with freedom and patience and we'll be fine.

Was discussing with a mate the other day, nerves are heightened so much for these big tournament games as you only get a shot at this every 2 years or more realistically in England's case every 10 years or so. I care infinitely more about Newcastle but with that there's always another match around the corner and even with relegation and stuff a chance to put things right pretty quickly.

Which chapter is that bit in, I'll have a look.

Dave, the joke bot has malfunctioned