After all the puns, I love the simplicity of this question.
I love it how everyone's going LOLLLLL how hilarious is it that he's fucked a dog and it took ages for anyone to go "Hang on, what?"
The club shop stuff was discussed on here a few years ago from here onwards:
https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=90600.msg4618801#msg4618801
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-405150/Sports-presenter-hair-removed-werewolf-chants.html
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/yvjqb5/football-fans-have-invented-a-new-way-to-mess-with-richard-keys-409
Just leaving these here
So many fucking players I had in the team last week did well today. Pereira, Richarlison, Neves. Had that Palace lad who scored 12 points on the bench as well. Fuck off
Not sure who to side with here like. Rafa Benitez, notoriously one of the most fiercely political managers in the game, or Tubestationatmidnight off Newcastle Online. Time will tell I guess.