Interpolic

So boring being in the Premier League and being this shit.

If he has any sense, he'll take a break from the game. At least until the end of the season but should be longer. Has totally lost it over the last couple of years and regularly sounds like a total nutcase. Any charm he had has disappeared. The situation with the Chelsea physio showed him up and he's just got worse since then, any time the pressure's on. That Man Utd team hasn't been playing for him for quite a while, they're clearly as fed up with him as the general public is. Shame, when you recall how he used to sometimes carry himself with a bit of class at least, but all the goodwill towards him has gone.

Absolutely ridiculous how many vital decisions go against us like. Takes the piss.

Are Spurs going to be allowed to move into their new ground mid-season then? On what planet is that fair? Should absolutely be forced to play the whole season at Wembley, so the other 19 teams all play them at the same stadium. Why is there not more being made of this, because it's Spurs?

Newcastle would 100% turn down Messi on loan unless Barca were willing to pay the vast majority of his wages.

Haha nah, not when you realise you'd be in the gutter within hours. Would probably grab one of these to wear around the flat for a few days instead: https://www.findmeagift.co.uk/gifts/inflatable-mexican-wrestler-costume.html

Caught some of it myself and he was so defensive it was unreal. Just constant whining in response to reasonable questions. Interpolic in "new page shocker", responds "get fucked"

What the fuck is this fat mess rambling on about, man?

He's unbeaten this season, mind.

Commentators saying Ayothay Pereth for a bet or summit?

We both know he'll finish lower in the table than Pearson, though. This is the opposite tbf, they hired young, progressive managers. Leicester have hired a past it old man who has let the game pass him by.

It's really good for the interviews and that, you hear some interesting stories and it's a nice nostalgia trip. I had to have a break for a bit though as the presenters are almost unbearably smug at times and laugh at everything. The features are a bit shit as well.

Hope all this stuff happens to him:

His attitude stinks, perfect NUFC employee.

Loved that.

Some right cliqueheads in here like.

Depressing read again. This bit was pathetic: PL: “Did you expect going into the transfer window to make a profit? The club confirmed that it did not set out to make a profit. The club also explained the difference between profit and cash flow. The deal for Aleksandar Mitrović was given as an example, with money coming over a period of four years. In terms of this financial year, the club’s income in relation to trading for summer 2018, when comparing cash going out and cash coming, is about net £2m; far from the profit being reported. The rest of the money comes in over future years. The club made it clear that money was available to spend in the summer transfer window. PL: “For Sissoko, Wijnaldum – what about the money from previous windows? The club reiterated that these transfer fees are paid over a period of time so the money comes in when scheduled instalments are received – not up front in one go. Spectacularly missing the point there like, which is why do they go on like we only receive a quarter of the transfer fee, never to mention the other installments again. They've even twisted the figures there to make it seem like we didn't make a profit in the summer, with no reference to the money we'll still be receiving for the likes of Sissoko. Wankers.

It'll doubtless be put on NUFC expenses like the meal was.

Winston Churchill

Tbf I’d like to think that no matter how wealthy I became the prospect of a free holiday would still be enticing Tbh it'd probably be a drag for them, they get about 6 weeks off per year and probably want to spend it somewhere nice with family.

Offering people who are on £1m-3m a year a free holiday, fuck off man

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