Interpolic

Gayle Wood Knockaert Shelvey is worrying.

Oh

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Mind boggling that we're on 80 minutes and have not seen Perez or Mitro yet given they both looked good in our attacking play on Friday.

Oh God

Reminds me of The OA

Shame that one where he flicked it over the keeper didn't come off.

Mannn, Mitro did so well there too.

Good spell.

Crowd sounds pretty hot, hopefully the collective alcohol intake gives us the edge.

There is a parallel universe where everything that Stifler says is factually accurate.

Strange match, we were slowly but surely knocking on the door first half then the quality took a nosedive second half and it was scrappy as fuck with both teams just hoofing it, miscontrolling the ball, a few chaotic richochets nearly ending in goals etc. Was entertaining enough but the quality on show was pretty dire overall, pleased enough with a point.

Nearly in Reading, anyone off here going tonight?

YESSSS

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/10758020/manchester-united-manager-jose-mourinho-my-style-is-popular-now Such a cunt

Dear me, never underestimate the fat spiteful cunt's ability to wade in thinking he knows better. The Benitez appointment is the first thing Ashley has done right in years and he seems determined to fuck it up.

Fucking rough that like, whole squad other than Gayle and Shelvey is average as fuck.

Dull as dishwater that, bit worrying how often we start off like a house on fire then it all goes flat.

Hope tomorrow night isn't one of them where the crowd is flat as fuck and very quickly angry like we've seen a few times after transfer windows have closed without us signing anyone.

Agree, if he's pissed off with it now he won't hang about to see how our transfer business goes in the summer. That said, nobody knows what's going on behind closed doors and it might all be fine. My fear is that Ashley and that will be looking at the players on the bench and reserves that came in for significant fees and wages and thinking he knows football better than Benitez and we've somehow wasted money compared to his better way, that saw us sign Cabella, Thauvin etc and get relegated twice. We all know he's that arrogant and stupid.

Even worse, I heard he LOVES Muslims. Miles Starforth reporting he's completely ambivalent towards Muslims.

Celebrated Reading's goal as well, what a wanker.

Air miles

Our team at Wallsend Boys Club when we were 10 or 11 was called No Blasties, tbh I didn't realise it was widespread and called it that thinking it was just something my dad said.

Massive attention whore, Carragher.