Interpolic

Mourinho has called the Europa League final the most important game in the club's history. He talks utter shit, can't stand the miserable cunt.

What does the Pickford bit mean, must have missed whatever all that is about?

Let's all laugh at shinton

Fuckin HIV positive, knowing our luck. Can't be arsed to make that make sense, laters.

Bad news if he's tarting up his CV

Vivid as ever.

Surely the plane company screen/assess the messages they're asked to put on?

*Grealish scores

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What you proposing mate? I'm in.

Brighton really should have scored again there like, maybe a good sign.

Yuck, they're such creeps

AH MANNNNN

There's an advert on .com that uses the same pun but it's ReMbemba, rubbish. I made the same joke multiple times when we were linked with him, until he actually signed, and then the joke ended.

Mbemba Mbemba the 7th May

Feel like an absolute pleb for just realising that Rafa rhymes with gaffer

I've liked that lad whenever I've seen him play.

He ain't, go-in nowhere, he ain't, going nowhere He can't be stopped now, cause it's Bad Moyes for life

They'd charge us with copyright infringement, without a doubt.

Daft cunt should have set a cap there mind

But Warnock got away with what he said after last Friday? Yeah this, there is no consistency man. On what planet are these comments from Warnock not worse than Benitez's? “I thought ‘Scotty’ (the referee Graham Scott) had a bad game today, he was poor in general with his positioning and interpretation. “Mitrovic came on and never looked at the ball once, he fouled Morrison three-times and he didn’t see it – why? Because he’s not educated. “There is no wonder, if Mike Riley’s his tutor, no wonder.”

Have the daft cunts on Soccer Saturday apologised to Marco Silva yet for dismissing him based on the square root of fuck-all?

Didn't see that role reversal coming.