Interpolic

Now Atsu what I call a solid signing.

His anecdotes are something else like.

It's amazing how keen some people are to be seen to think outside the box when they've shown no evidence they're even aware of where or what the fucking box is.

Should be sacked on the spot for that.

7 point deduction pls, would be a glorious end to this wanker's Chelsea career

Looks like paper mache

Looks like something off League Of Gentlemen

Definitely, yeah.

Nicest top I've seen for ages.

Sounds like an Alan Partridge TV show idea. Darren Anderton swims the channel

wow is that true? link? The truth is out there.

Outstaying his welcome like a bad smell, I'm stunned.

The contrast between the way this bloke carries himself and some of the charlatans we've had managing us the last few years is so vast it's comical.

I don't even see how it's such a big game for Man Utd, it certainly can't be for financial reasons. CL revenue is almost a drop in the ocean for them. In sporting terms then the difference between them playing in the EL or CL next year is quite significant I guess, but if they get knocked out early as they have the last few times they were in it then not so much. In terms of attracting players it doesn't really seem to matter, they attract big names anyway. Yeah I'm not really seeing why it's such a massive game tbh.

Not bad for a competition that he didn't want to be in at the start of the season. The tedious c***. He didn't say that to be fair it was just reported that way to get a reaction like yours. He said "our" history with which he is correct. Ah reet fair enough, although their history is one season then

Mourinho has called the Europa League final the most important game in the club's history. He talks utter shit, can't stand the miserable cunt.

What does the Pickford bit mean, must have missed whatever all that is about?

Let's all laugh at shinton

Fuckin HIV positive, knowing our luck. Can't be arsed to make that make sense, laters.

Bad news if he's tarting up his CV

Vivid as ever.

Surely the plane company screen/assess the messages they're asked to put on?

*Grealish scores