Interpolic

Different player. Nelson, plays for Benfica. Ah fuck. This lad's areet on FIFA n'all mind, but a centre half rather than a full back innit.

Fast as fuck on FIFA.

An excellent manager aside we're still worse off than when Ashley came in - we've had a grand total of one top half finish in those years, the embarrassment of two relegations in that time, have fallen so far behind clubs we were neck and neck with such as Everton and Spurs it's laughable, the ground's a fucking tip, we've suffered so many indignities on and off the field I've lost count, have seen the club become a stepping stone for players, etc Fucking hell I'll stop there but could carry on all night. TLDR - fuck off

You tell em, man #agegate

Fantastic, that

They're both very handy on FIFA like

am oot

That obsessed with the mackems he can't see any higher than 17th in the Premier League.

Piss-stained tramp though

Gonna sign another extension on the pitch like some WWE shit. Mourinho to interrupt and come in over the Titantron Bray Wyatt to interfere and get pinned clean by Ozil

Oof big call!

Diego Costa is such a fanny

The Only One I Know Nice touch if they're playing Manchester tracks.

Join us. Just think of him as Partridge, man. The miserable cunt went on like he was eating a shit sandwich when commentating a world cup final man, fuck him.

Mark Lawrenson is not funny

It's preferable to the sarcastic priest off Father Ted (Lawrenson) but aye he's dull.

Class that like, thoroughly enjoyable half.

Mama mia

What a game so far.

Lawro just made a right tit of himself on Pointless, his answer for a country that begins with A was Alaska

Top 100 clubs with the biggest average attendance in 2016/2017.

Andie MacDowell gone wrong

"and you go home, and you cry and you ring Depay" [emoji38] Outstanding

Tactical perfection tbf. Beautiful in its own way. Fuck off man An approach like this isn't below Rafa, and if it brought home a European trophy, it would indeed be beautiful. Can't remember Rafa's Chelsea playing like this against Benfica in the final when he was there, and Benfica were a much better team than this Ajax are Anyway it's nowhere near beautiful either way If it were an Italian side, everyone would be, rightly, creaming over the tactical approach. Majestic. The problem isn't defensive football. It's doing it against a team they could easily beat anyway if they played more exciting football and whose budget they dwarf. If we beat Crewe in a cup game playing like that I wouldn't be happy This is silly. Why would Mourinho deliberately not use the tactics he knew would win the game cos a handful of people get upset about them? There's more than one way to skin a cat, especially when you've got good players, yet that dour cunt always does it in the dullest way imaginable.