Interpolic

Brilliant that, GTFI

This keeper is terrible man, need to keep testing him.

It's strange then how Tevez was fit and available yet left on the bench in favour of Marlon Harewood. History rewriting turbocunt.

Pfffff whatevs Pomfret

"He was a member of Monaco's squad for two seasons, and signed for Manchester United in 2015 for an initial fee of £36 million which could potentially rise to £57.6 million" means he's probably slightly out of our league like.

I'm also a fan of the one-in one-out racist policy.

Wow, so sad. RIP.

Gayle Wood Knockaert Shelvey is worrying.

Oh

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Jerry-Seinfeld-No-Thanks-and-Leave.gif

Mind boggling that we're on 80 minutes and have not seen Perez or Mitro yet given they both looked good in our attacking play on Friday.

Oh God

Reminds me of The OA

Shame that one where he flicked it over the keeper didn't come off.

Mannn, Mitro did so well there too.

Good spell.

Crowd sounds pretty hot, hopefully the collective alcohol intake gives us the edge.

There is a parallel universe where everything that Stifler says is factually accurate.

Strange match, we were slowly but surely knocking on the door first half then the quality took a nosedive second half and it was scrappy as fuck with both teams just hoofing it, miscontrolling the ball, a few chaotic richochets nearly ending in goals etc. Was entertaining enough but the quality on show was pretty dire overall, pleased enough with a point.

Nearly in Reading, anyone off here going tonight?

YESSSS

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/10758020/manchester-united-manager-jose-mourinho-my-style-is-popular-now Such a cunt

Dear me, never underestimate the fat spiteful cunt's ability to wade in thinking he knows better. The Benitez appointment is the first thing Ashley has done right in years and he seems determined to fuck it up.

Fucking rough that like, whole squad other than Gayle and Shelvey is average as fuck.

Dull as dishwater that, bit worrying how often we start off like a house on fire then it all goes flat.