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Doubt very much that BlueStar does

Calling the money men at Palace clueless after 1 (ONE!) win man, you couldn't make it up.

Twas funny.

WTF is going on in Spain for this to keep on happening?

More Garth, from Mediawatch

What a fucking arsehole. It's good that though

Not just Le Tissier

Is this serious?

Garth: http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38203756 "I found myself howling with laughter watching Match of the Day as Gary Lineker (as I knew he would) took Alan Shearer to task about his definition of a world-class striker. Links absolutely nailed Alan and continued to bait him over the statement that he thought Aguero was the only world-class striker in the Premier League. Well, I'm with Links on this one." "Howling with laughter" and "Links"

Pleasing how chuffed and smug he is there after 1 win, setting himself up for yet another fall.

Kicked a toddler in the face of course.

Couldn't happen to a nicer utter cunt.

Their form has been appalling all year and he's making out like it's just the last few games, again this happened at Newcastle and he was rarely challenged.

Lot of games to play yet mate.

Back in the "bright young things" club.

It's 2016 in a nutshell. Bad things happening.

Half time Requiem For A Dream DVD followed by an aggressive Pardew lapdance will send the players into a melancholic daze for the second half.

Only Fools is on loop til 4pm, stick it on and claim back your zen.

He's not as good as Clark but there's absolutely no way I'd agree with that Absolutely every area of the team is subject to intense neesy scrutiny atm. Just because we've lost a few games doesn't mean anyone is carrying anyone at the back, the central defensive partnership is fine and we'll be back to winning ways and looking solid soon. It's something I've thought for a number of weeks. But nice of you to jump on my post as per usual. It's because you've been jumping on players left, right and centre during a difficult week, after 9 consecutive wins before that. I don't think there's any justification in it tbh, it's just moaning for the sake of it.

NUFC.com headline is "The jerk" cos Steve Martin

He's not as good as Clark but there's absolutely no way I'd agree with that Absolutely every area of the team is subject to intense neesy scrutiny atm. Just because we've lost a few games doesn't mean anyone is carrying anyone at the back, the central defensive partnership is fine and we'll be back to winning ways and looking solid soon.

In the catalogue of corrupt/idiotic decisions last night this was the one which most illustrated the officials being totally out of their depth. The "tangle" was little more than that and will occur at some time in almost every game. Like you say he wasn't sent off because of a "kick" he was sent off because after the tangle the linesman saw Lansbury rolling around holding his head and thought "I've missed something so better pretend I've seen it". It was totally Lansbury's acting which led to the red card - without the acting it's not even noticed. If that in itself wasn't enough to show up the officials as basically non league standard then the award of the penalty that followed should be enough to send them back to their local Sunday leagues. Agree with this, the incident was next to nowt. Busybody officiating on that one. Watched the game when I got in last night, for that many wrong decisions to go against us in such a game changing manner was a disgrace. First one wasn't a penalty, second one wasn't either but seen them given I suppose, for us to also get 2 reds was just utterly weird. And we should have definitely had a penalty/goal given, the referee was completely biased based on which end the incident occurred at and the game needs to be looked at by the FA, not that it will be.

Agreed 100℅. He's a luxury player imo, a bit like viana was. Wonderful passer etc. We've gone from nowt being the matter at all because we were on a 9 game winning streak and nobody had owt to moan about, to Hayden and Shelvey being incompatible if you want to get the best out of the latter to the extent you should always play Colback instead, to Shelvey actually being canny shit and a luxury to boot. In a week Amazing how much some people on here shit themselves after a few adverse results. He's not beyond criticism but honestly if you don't think Shelvey has been one of our most accomplished, effective and important players this season, I just don't know how we can be watching the same sport.

I honestly can't remember the last HTT post I agreed with in this section And the post is often accompanied with a proud admission that he's not even really been watching what he's commenting passionately on.

This is rubbish, he's been absolutely outstanding on the pitch this season.