Interpolic

Russians vs Saudis as the opening game, couldn't make it up. Well you could, but someone would probably say what's the point in making up a World Cup draw?

Dinner-marker

Nope. Daft cunt.

We're gonna get fucking Germany here, aren't we

Lineker Maradona Hands Bants!

Spain-Portugal! Friday night at 7pm too, nice one.

Well that's just as bad as I remember.

Sounds like utter scum.

JESUS

I mean, I hate him, but I'm so glad he's back. Plus Carver! Honestly, every box could be empty come Christmas and I couldn't say shit. Speaking of Christmas... Christmas 2015 - "Your turkey dinner, I'm having that. Bow down to the king". Christmas 2016 - "Hello darkness, my old friend". http://i.imgur.com/xhHDAgq.jpg Christmas 2017 - "Your turkey dinner, I'm having that. Bow down to the king". Christmas 2018 - "Hello darkness, my old friend". http://i.imgur.com/xhHDAgq.jpg The Pardew boom-bust Christmas cycle.

He was absolutely fantastic in the Euros for a player that age, thought he'd be really special based on that alone tbh.

The availability of a decent stream has definitely gone way downhill this season like. Assume the PL are shutting them all down.

Am I... Joselu?!

Was going to post the same quote but forgot. "PFM Bank Holiday"

Going to this. It will not be pleasant. Quite happy it's an early KO as I'll just go home and have a nap afterwards.

Presume everyone's a nonce, the lesson of 2017. Edit - hang on, no I think I mean sex pest.

From the only website that seems to hate him as much as we do: http://www.football365.com/news/the-inevitable-rise-and-fall-the-circle-of-pardew http://www.football365.com/news/alan-pardews-favourites-his-five-most-used-prem-players http://www.football365.com/news/pardew-i-must-have-ambition-for-west-brom-to-win-trophies

Jesus, I'm genuinely curious to see who has the fattest heed.

"Front foot" is such a fucking meaningless phrase in the context this twat uses it in Who the fuck is going to own up to playing "back foot" football?

£6m a year Will that not make him one of the highest paid managers in the world? Top ten?

Benitez said as much himself. Think we'll see at least a couple.

Looks like it's on YT, or most of it is at least.

Yeah, as above it's off the Just Call Me Bobby documentary I think. This one: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Just-Call-Me-Bobby-DVD/dp/B0000AISIG/ref=sr_1_1