Interpolic

Hope it's not a Virgin train. It is, I have no choice

I've been on a train following updates with interest on here and Facebook, sounds infuriating. Game has been recorded, how much of it shall I watch - entire first half and fast forward through second? Sounds like it needs to be seen to be believed.

I can get us a resolution to this in 83 days if given the responsibility.

Yeah definitely James

Drive him to the forest, dump him in the forest, say "I thought you liked forests", drive off.

Oof there it is.

Netflix would be better off leaving it well alone, they're doing a great job quietly killing off Sky without needing to get involved with football.

No sympathy for Parrish if he gave Pardew a new contract in the summer FFS, what a fucking idiot with the run they were already on.

That interview, man Why the hell is that oaf sticking his oar into this?

He wouldn't have.

Love winning obvious joke races.

He's done a ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY there tbh.

We have a better balance in midfield when Colback plays with Shelvey. Yeah that seems to be the new forum mantra, surfacing after one defeat against Blackburn. I don't agree with it. We dominated a PL side away from home for the majority of the game last night, I doubt very much we'd have been any better with Colback in the side.

It's massively reactionary like, we were rolling along for 9 games with not a lot to criticise and now the inevitable couple of adverse results have arrived people are coming out with all sorts of bollocks as if they're relieved they finally have something to moan about. I think we're in basically the same position we were pre-Blackburn, Colback isn't suddenly better than Hayden, and Shelvey isn't suddenly the worst player on any football pitch where any of our other players are on FFS

Shelvey definitely wasn't the worst player on the pitch at any point in time last night, not even for 5 minutes

We played well most of the game, weren't clinical enough and got frustrated and tired. When you control the game like that then the opposition is always going to go into a shootout the higher of the 2 sides, we knew at that stage that we hadn't made our dominance count. I'm disappointed as I'm desperate to see us do well in the cups but pretty impressed with the performance really given we were away at a PL side, certainly don't think there's much room to have a pop at the side other than our finishing not being upto scratch and the pens being shite.

Them stats man ffs

Yesssssssssssss

Mbahahahahadaftcunt

Atsu making a difference already.

Sloppy few moments.

Hull have been so defensive like, Jesus Christ. We look like we're getting frustrated trying to break them down.

Created little with it though. The way they've sat back though, not many gaps which has limited us to half chances.