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He still loves talking about himself, saw this the other week: http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38241312 "I'm focussing on the future. I've still got that bit about me where I've got an enormous amount of credibility and clubs want me to come in. "I've had big clubs picking up the phone and asking what I'm doing in January. "It's a great time for me. It'll be nice to get a pair of football boots on in January and shut a few people up." "I've got an enormous amount of credibility" Also his superfans might be disappointed to find out that he doesn't seem to think NUFC are a very big club: "I haven't played for a super club in England, I wanted to experience a club of that size, with no disrespect to Burnley."

So just as Pards was saying that, the owners were sitting there with a Prozone-powered dossier (Americans love stats) on their players written by Fathead looking for his next payday. No honour among thieves etc. etc. You couldn't make it up. CP grabbing Pards made my Christmas/NY in 2014, and they've having a good go at 2016 too. The gift that keeps giving. Merry Christmas Everybody! Another example of this bizarre English attitude that there are only 2 types of football to be played - disgusting hoofball played by real men and suicidal ponceball played by fairies.

"It woz the front foot football that done me at Palace"

Fuck off Lord Of The Dance hahahahahaha you cunt

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"HAVE A WKD XMAS" on Vardy's jumper

I expect apologies.

For being English? Yeah, no. Listen mate, you say you're English these days and you get arrested and thrown in jail. Copper asked me where I was from the other day, panicked and said Muslim but he soon left me alone

Someone calling themselves Senor Granty claiming responsibility though. Mats Selz all over again. Yeah I didn't make it up Just heard it was definitely true, from a family member.

My brother told me and we don't tell lies in my family.

I'm pretty sure it actually was cous cous nonce.

That's not how fines work.

6 wins all fucking year and the Palace owners don't understand football because they're a bit peeved with him

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We All Need King Executed Rapidly

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Yeah. He might end up playing his best football somewhere else but people have been dead keen to write him off for ages now and it's pretty weird.

Tried to think of a group with the acronym PAEDO but couldn't think of a decent one and realised it was quite childish Thought the same, then started doing one for NONCE instead, found it vaguely challenging, sacked it off. Same. "Newcastle Online... Knows... Ah that starts with K, what starts with an N... OK this is clearly impossible... Move on..."

Tried to think of a group with the acronym PAEDO but couldn't think of a decent one and realised it was quite childish Thought the same, then started doing one for NONCE instead, found it vaguely challenging, sacked it off.

Paddy Power laying into him

Need to watch out for their dangerman, Eyes Wildschut.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/37523f3a-d8d2-4b4d-bad7-0671be47f404 Some funny stuff here, including these:

Doubt very much that BlueStar does

Calling the money men at Palace clueless after 1 (ONE!) win man, you couldn't make it up.