Interpolic

Oof

The record is 10 minutes http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/the-fastest-sacking-in-football-history-476655 "Obviously, they thought I'd done a fantastic job after 10 minutes and let me go."

MediaWatch is great today like, particularly these 2: http://www.football365.com/news/mediawatch-welbeck-not-thierry-rio-and-carra-are-liars

Shepherd sacked Dalglish after 2 games, didn't he? Edit - of a season I mean, rather than his reign or whatever.

Always said Crooks was the only pundit to talk any sense.

I can't believe it's not 4 minutes or less

Definitely has the potential to destroy something

Yessss

Oof

It's quite incredible the cast iron certainty some people speak with when discussing what's going on at the most chaotic club in the country with the most unpredictable and secretive owner around. Who was that knacker doing it over the summer and changing his mind every few days? "The reason we aren't spending money is because of this Chinese takeover. You lot probably don't know as much as me about mergers and acquisitions but this is definitely what is happening behind the scenes as we speak". Fucking plank.

And offer Paco a £20m bonus if he can reach the last 16 of the 2018 World Cup

He's working from home, he's working from hoooome, Rafa Benitez, he's working from home

He's such a cringe machine like.

Guess he wants to "win samfing" and finally fuck off and leave us alone

Most of the fullbacks stick out like a sore thumb tbh

Aww what a canny lad

It's a fucking domestic league man, play your matches domestically and shut the fuck up about it. So stupid.

More Rafa Funds, cheers Mike

Will be like a new signing when he's fit though

http://www.football365.com/news/vardy-banter-is-the-only-thing-that-gets-you-through-the-day

As much as he soured it by leaving, I will always remember "focking hell, too many snow, jajajaja" with fondness.

Someone on my Facebook "A man who was shagging his sister in law calling Dele Alli for making a gesture at a referee."