Interpolic

Throw a few sacrifices of bearded muslims into the pre-game ritual and that's perfect.

Should have gone with Danny's Law

They could all change their surnames by deed poll to Poppy so it appears on their shirts.

They'll call it The Mills Compromise!

The thought of Danny fucking Mills sat there trying to work out the solution to a delicate international situation and coming up with that mad patter about temporary tattoos is pretty funny like.

"A quarter of a century working with the likes of Benitez, Dalglish, Given, Hall, Keegan , Robson, Shearer and Speed" What a strangely ordered list, why the hell is Shay Given 3rd in it?

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Ah mint, his book's out today https://www.amazon.co.uk/Illustrated-History-Football-David-Squires/dp/1780895585/

From F365 Mediawatch :lol:

"His best position really is in CM as a box-to-box" ^ this was said on here for years yet I can't recall ever seeing him in the role

What, not worthy?

Ah reet. Well hopefully it'll be on foreign telly again, you would have thought so.

How many of the quarter finals will be televised on UK telly, 2 out of 4?

There's not a hope in hell that they watch any more footage than is available to the general public, and probably not much of that. Merson doesn't even seem to watch the PL games he's providing updates on properly.

"The shortlist was chosen by our expert panel, which included Sky Sports pundits Paul Merson"

Fuckin Mitrotitch more like

Same with every single player in our squad

Time for Moyes to spend another day or 2 in the darkened room, he'll save a fortune on leccy this winter at least.

Clattenberg as Michael saying "why you got biscuits sellotaped to your face"

YES So many Partridge references I don't know what to do with myself

For me it'll be the first home game since Everton on boxing day, which was the last one attended with my dad. This is the first of his birthdays that he won't be around for, so me and my brothers are going to the match to mark that given he was a massive NUFC fan. Hopefully we'll win - the last one we got to with him was typical, losing with the last kick of the game