Interpolic

How many of the quarter finals will be televised on UK telly, 2 out of 4?

There's not a hope in hell that they watch any more footage than is available to the general public, and probably not much of that. Merson doesn't even seem to watch the PL games he's providing updates on properly.

"The shortlist was chosen by our expert panel, which included Sky Sports pundits Paul Merson"

Fuckin Mitrotitch more like

Same with every single player in our squad

Time for Moyes to spend another day or 2 in the darkened room, he'll save a fortune on leccy this winter at least.

Clattenberg as Michael saying "why you got biscuits sellotaped to your face"

YES So many Partridge references I don't know what to do with myself

For me it'll be the first home game since Everton on boxing day, which was the last one attended with my dad. This is the first of his birthdays that he won't be around for, so me and my brothers are going to the match to mark that given he was a massive NUFC fan. Hopefully we'll win - the last one we got to with him was typical, losing with the last kick of the game

What's the song?

Townsend was finally getting a run in the team at a decent club after years on the bench or out on loan, was always a risky move for him.

Was Googling him earlier and how am I not 100% sure if I've seen this? I think I have, but surely I should have no doubts Also he's carrying a worthy message here but still makes it weird http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1471594/Gangsta-rap-culture-is-a-deadly-virus.html He's a very intense man

He is so mental.

Cisse up front to put him in the shop window.

He also did this http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/14/guy-proves-selfridges-will-put-anything-you-ask-for-on-a-nutella-jar-5622066/

The writer's so dry like, I liked stuff like this: Afterwards, he reflects on their situation; "I just hoped that he and Michelle would behave responsibly. If he were to beat her up, or even strike her once or twice, I would feel guilty." Sound.

It's unbelievable that like, it really is. Read them the other day and think my favourite bit was the repetition of the game being on Monday. "MON-DAY! MON-DAY! MON-DAY!" (of course followed by Barnes saying the game was on Saturday)

Quite a few people on here have been absolutely desperate to write Mitrovic off, no doubt about it.

"A man with ambitions of becoming a top dog in the top flight" He better get a move on then, the fackin old cant's 55 years old and his Palace side have won about 5 games this calendar year.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aleksandar-mitrovic-no-words-explain-12081492