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Interpolic

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  1. As if any West Ham fan can lord it over us with a straight face. Hope he has a massive meal at a restaurant thinking they do Taste Card and it turns out they don't.
  2. This mad gyspie freak is exactly what we need. Outstanding performance yesterday.
  3. Eh? How can you not know about it? Next you will be saying that you don't know about the Munich air disaster. It's probably something to do with me not being alive at the time, and I didn't support either of the teams, and it also isn't paraded on Facebook like the Munich air disaster or Hillsborough. Still, I'm surprised I hadn't heard of it. Froggy is right in saying it's an easy one to miss, doesn't get publicised much. The stories you hear about it man, old blokes found sat in their seat burnt to death. Deeply disturbing.
  4. Hope his breakfast has a hair in it.
  5. Hope he mistakenly thinks Paradise Lost is a one-parter and is still completely unaware of the sequels.
  6. Hope he's always been well into Bill Cosby and is pure gutted he's a nonce.
  7. Hope Banksy puts something on his garage and he foolishly paints over it.
  8. Hope he needed to buy 12 first class stamps but only realised on the day the price increase was enforced.
  9. Wrong about absolutely everything.
  10. Hope he buys some clothes off ASOS then sees they're all discounted in the sale the next day.
  11. Hope he buys a Kinder Egg and the toy's one of them shit little models.
  12. Hope he forgets to swipe out on the tube and gets charged the maximum possible fare.
  13. This is exactly it like. I want him to do well here because I've heard him speak and he's a winner who will take responsibility, but the bloke has got ridiculously bad luck and you can't not laugh.
  14. Hope his telly only has one HDMI port.
  15. Hope he gets taken in and conned by a pyramid scheme.
  16. This is the best joke I've ever came up with btw. Idiots. You have my bittersweet sympathy. It's OK, it's History.
  17. Hope he gets rejected for the next series of Ninja Warrior UK.
  18. Hope the daft cunt can't even roll a rollie properly.
  19. Hope he gets given a Canadian Goose coat that ends up being a fake.
  20. This is the best joke I've ever came up with btw. Idiots.
  21. Hope his Internet connection is absolutely fucking shit.
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