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It's a bit harsh to say he lacks conviction, but yeah there are issues with his physicality. Early days though. I take comfort from remembering a very similar looking player who I saw on his debut for the toon many years ago. A player who looked far too weak for professional football, and who I dismissed out of hand. His name was Chris Waddle. I for one am shocked that your footballing knowledge and judgement were proven to be lacking. Shocked I tell you. I made the Waddle comparison a while back like, more due to an awkward playing style and direct running than anything else. Based on YouTube videos though of course, as he's shown very little for us so far.

Wow, a new low. So racist.

Haven't been on the forum all day but basically we deserved all we got the last 5 times but today was a real smash and grab. We were all over them. Most bullshit 3-0 ever.

3-2 Newcastle.

Aye exactly, it's unravelling for him as it always does. He's galvanised the club to begin with and racked up more wins than you'd expect, but it'll fall down like a house of cards. He's shite, and it's great that the media and Palace fans either don't know that yet, or do know that but thought it might be an indefinite reason to have a pop at Newcastle fans about. They'll look like idiots very soon.

Those quotes from him about Shearer are fantastic. His attitude is a real breath of fresh air, when I was his age I was getting fucked on pills every weekend.

Mitrovic and Perez are easily my favourite Newcastle players, love them and really rate them too.

Can only assume they thought they were getting Jason Donovan. A terrific footballer in his pomp, but people always forget about that as it's overshadowed by him being the greatest actor of his generation.

Ah reet aye, it's the same thing then

It's sort of like The X Factor, but with 1 massive cunt instead of 10-20 massive cunts.

50 shades of Gary.

Tbh they're clearly taking the piss with a lot of it. Really laughed at this the other day: I've just drop-kicked my dog through the front window. Furious. Fuck off.

They've got a new right fucking chip on their shoulder like.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/15205/10038770/mersons-predictions-derby-day-wins-for-man-utd-and-sunderland

Looks mentally handicapped.

Yep.

Anah, if only we could spot the common denominator in these threads that turn into utter wank. Don't be so hard on yourself.

This is fucking wank.

Aston Villa 0-0 Swansea Leicester 2-0 Crystal Palace Norwich 2-1 West Brom Stoke 2-0 Watford West Ham 0-1 Chelsea Arsenal 3-0 Everton Sunderland 2-3 Newcastle Bournemouth 0-2 Spurs Man Utd 1-1 Man City Liverpool 1-0 Southampton

Anyone else who slips it into football conversation is also a monumental bellend then.

For Christ's sake.