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http://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2015/oct/20/david-squires-on-the-football-career-of-howard-kendall

Crystal Palace have spent only 16 seasons in the top flight in their entire history. 39 clubs have done better. What a massive club.

Fucking bring back bimpy.

And Obertan. And Gouffran. And Gosling.

We had half a season with a shaved chimp in charge (which apparently you advocated while nobody else did). I decided it was fair to discount that. Instead I've compared 2 starts to the season side-by-side now we have an actual football manager in charge, which would make sense to most. You're the only person twisting anything.

Fuck off. And as for the rest of it, if that's all you can manage after what I've said then words fail me. I'm not having "results have gone downhill since Pardew left" if you're counting us losing almost every week under that muppet Carver and not willing to admit that our start to this season is comparable to last despite having had much harder games. You're an absolute plank, basically.

Ah reet, so you'll continue intentionally ruining every thread with your absolute bollocks. Good to know.

Thought you were agreeing with him? He's another one embarrassing himself just to disagree with me. I was on your side and defending you! Wtf, lol This TCD rhetoric has reached toxic levels, like. Everyone needs to calm down and have a drink (including the dude himself). He's making every single thread fucking shite and has done for months, so the digs will continue from me until he winds his neck in or fucks off

Says you FFS. Honestly man, go away.

It's the fact that he came in here out of nowhere when another discussion was going on, saying that shite just in case he gets a chance to act a smart arse later on

Forgot about that. It's absolutely incredible stuff if he isn't on the wind-up, and sad as fuck if he is.

Honestly, you score 6 goals for the first time in 5 years (i.e. Pardew never managed it once in his 4 and a half) and Cronky marches into the match thread going on about how mint Pardew was again, you couldn't make it up.

There's no getting round the fact that results have plummeted since Pardew left. Seriously? Pardew's league record last season - W7, D5, L7 League results since he left - W4, D7, L17 Yeah, seriously. What was his record in his first 9 games last season, versus McClaren's this season (with much harder fixtures). Cheers. If you're going to pick out a single chunk of games, you could equally go for the five we won on the trot. It seems to me that his record over the time that he was in charge last season, with its ups and downs, is as fair as you can get. You just don't want to admit that you under-rated Pardew, and under-rated the problems he had. Why would you go for 5 games Pardew won in a row? That makes no sense whatsoever Your "argument" was our results had nosedived since Pardew left, conveniently ignoring that Carver was in charge for much of that and won about 3 games.

There's no getting round the fact that results have plummeted since Pardew left. Seriously? Pardew's league record last season - W7, D5, L7 League results since he left - W4, D7, L17 Yeah, seriously. What was his record in his first 9 games last season, versus McClaren's this season (with much harder fixtures). Cheers. I'll help you out, we were just 4 points better off despite Pardew having far, far, far kinder fixtures last year: http://imgur.com/DUN9Kb9.jpg http://imgur.com/5mHg2sG.jpg http://imgur.com/vDW1g1u.jpghttp://imgur.com/zmtKpqW.jpg So what's your point then, that John Carver was fucking shit? If so then we know that, so can you shut the fuck up now please?

There's no getting round the fact that results have plummeted since Pardew left. Seriously? Pardew's league record last season - W7, D5, L7 League results since he left - W4, D7, L17 Yeah, seriously. What was his record in his first 9 games last season, versus McClaren's this season (with much harder fixtures). Cheers.

Haha my mate just posted this on faceys: Been spending most our lives hating that fat bastard Allardyce Imagine if that took off as a chant, man

If you have as many technical limitations as he does then the one thing that might help you get away with it as a central midfielder in the top flight is athleticism. He has none. He is so off the pace at times it's unreal. My expectations of him when he plays are next to none, hence why I don't want him in the side. He's a tidy enough midfielder to bring off the bench to close the game off at best. Maybe he could fill in at fullback now and then. I don't think we need 2 of him, Anita and Tiote so I'd just play Anita and ask a bit more of the other midfielders.

For some and not others. You could see Mitrovic's mad little dial light up when the interviewer yesterday said he'd be a hero forever if he scored next week.

I won't. He gets paid to defend and lead and he's utterly shit at both. I can only imagine the nonsense he said to Bird. Shame, you missed this:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6915/2218/1600/the%20office%20gareth%20keenan%20investigates.jpg

He's very reminiscent of an old Prince George.