Interpolic

Says a man who soils himself at the sight of a mildly attractive female or minor football news.

Fucking massively David Brent, that Steve Black stuff IMO.

Hands down, worst joke I've ever heard. Doesn't even make sense.

We had loads to spend last year and it sat there untouched, causing an unnecessary relegation scrap.

Obviously spending the money out of the goodness of his heart then. OK, carry on now that's settled.

Also what I was getting at is that I think the investment has been borne mainly out of a fear of attendances dropping off.

The whole fucking point of AO was to direct attention to the situation. Of course the media covering it affected matters, did you think they were going to rely on carrier pigeons to Ashley's house?

Aye but tbf, if they didn't go to the match it'd be impossible for them to see their BEST mates and 2nd cousin once-removed. Where else can they have a quiet natter about fat uncle gaz and his latest relapse? What about those who are happy that the club's starting to act like a football club again? are they allowed to go back? No because you are not a proper fan if you go to games, not until it's been declared acceptable on twitter. You're killing the club, paying for a ticket and sitting on a seat is killing the club. Implies you don't understand the point tbh, what does it have to do with actual f***ing seats in a stadium and what doesn't it have to do with pumping money into an institution that has been wilfully neglectful of the playing squad, spiteful towards the club's fans and disinterested in success on the field. Ground should have been half empty years ago, might have seen a bit of investment or a new owner sooner. Whether the stadium is full or empty... MA will not give a toss. Too much money is made from TV and sponsorship deals, MA could easily offset the loss of the revenue from matchday by selling two players on high wages. The whole "giving money is killing the club" is totally wrong and wide of the mark. How do you know? Seems awfully convenient we've seen these new players come in following the first instance of organised and focused unrest.

Aye but tbf, if they didn't go to the match it'd be impossible for them to see their BEST mates and 2nd cousin once-removed. Where else can they have a quiet natter about fat uncle gaz and his latest relapse? What about those who are happy that the club's starting to act like a football club again? are they allowed to go back? No because you are not a proper fan if you go to games, not until it's been declared acceptable on twitter. You're killing the club, paying for a ticket and sitting on a seat is killing the club. Implies you don't understand the point tbh, what does it have to do with actual fucking seats in a stadium and what doesn't it have to do with pumping money into an institution that has been wilfully neglectful of the playing squad, spiteful towards the club's fans and disinterested in success on the field. Ground should have been half empty years ago, might have seen a bit of investment or a new owner sooner.

jk

Fuck off.

OK I will calm the absolute fuck down.

If only we were all such brilliant football intellects, eh. It's the cross we have to bear.

The ironic thing is that the last few years have been fucking shite anyway. "Life's too short" only applies the opposite way.

Go on, Son.

The sheer scarcity of games when we scored more than 2 goals under Pardew was unreal. Hopefully we're beyond that now.

We've only scored 2 league goals, both came from crosses but not set pieces directly.

Deffaz trying that on FIFA like.

Fuck off.

He's starting to remind me of Brock Lesnar. Fucking loves bullying people.

Newcastle 1-0 Arsenal Aston Villa 2-0 Sunderland Bournemouth 2-2 Leicester Chelsea 3-1 Crystal Palace Liverpool 1-0 West Ham Man City 4-2 Watford Stoke 2-1 West Brom Spurs 1-1 Everton Southampton 2-0 Norwich Swansea 1-1 Man United

Fucking hell, Thauvin's set piece delivery looks planets apart from what we've seen the last few years.

Biggest domestic cup win since we beat Ipswich 4-1 under Sir Bobby in 2001. Didn't we beat Stoke by the same scoreline Keegan's first game back as manager when he hadn't properly taken over yet?