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Cattermole's basically marginally more talented than Vinnie Jones was, and the monkey in a tracksuit that sits in our dugout is cacking himself. What a fucking drip.

Would be happy enough with that from the options available. Potentially Anita ahead of Abeid, who looked bereft of confidence last time I saw him play but would just be happy not to see Gouffran on the team sheet tbh There's not a hope Gouffran won't start.

Kolo Toure IMO.

Will always respect him for packing it in rather than waiting for his compensation. An honourable man as you say, even if he tried to ostracise our 2 best players.

I love listening to him talk about football, it's just a pity he couldn't carry his good points into management. Same as Souness. Clearly has quite a bright footballing mind but can't see past his own ego and translate that to management. Different styles like but when you listen to either of them talk you'd think they'd be good managers.

This is a low.

Erm, that doesn't sound like a good idea. One of the best players of all time but a fucking shite manager.

OK, might not be real.

https://twitter.com/BreatheSport/status/584406252182175744 :lol:

Wewwwwwww that is fucking unbelievable. Easily better than Beckham's IMO.

Look, I'm going to do what's best for the football club.

:lol:

Sums it all fucking up, that. When your only motivation as a club is to exist and your manager is actively seeking to kill any fun associated with the actual matchday then there really isn't a point at all. I was impressed with us 2nd half against Arsenal but he's fucked that completely with those comments. Fat little bellend is so far up Pardew's arse it's unreal. Insufferable, tedious wankers who shouldn't be allowed any near a football pitch. Fucking hell im sick to the back teeth of that cunting word, between that and the licking lips thing I cant watch this cunt talk Listen ManDoon, John and Alan just have a little bit of a winning mentality. OK, you can now stop listening.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/we-all-love-a-tunnocks-5456339 http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5456296.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Leigh-Griffiths.jpg "Scoffs". Almost as daft as "romped".

Again my logic is that it's the biggest game of Carver's career. If he loses this he's done, and I'm not that lucky.

I've been there, burnt it to the ground. Daft cunt.

Sums it all fucking up, that. When your only motivation as a club is to exist and your manager is actively seeking to kill any fun associated with the actual matchday then there really isn't a point at all. I was impressed with us 2nd half against Arsenal but he's fucked that completely with those comments. Fat little bellend is so far up Pardew's arse it's unreal. Insufferable, tedious wankers who shouldn't be allowed any near a football pitch.

I think we'll win tomorrow like. Would be very surprised at anything less than a draw.

It's just very, very boring and really cheap and nasty-looking. Could have been worse but it's still shite.

Seriously Wullie mate, is it something to do with Star Wars or something? I can't get my head around it.

The only good things about the home shirt are that they've kept it simple and it has black and white stripes. Looks fucking cheap and nasty though, as ever. Adidas did a few naff kits for us but they did some absolutely beautiful ones as well. The badge not being embroidered makes a big difference like. I actually quite liked the one we wore the season we finished 5th like, was quite a stylish design. In general though they just need to keep it simple, make it look quite well made, with maybe the odd nice touch like a grandad colour or a blue trim. We basically look like Wigan these days, which is annoying as we used to have quite a nice strip.

What the absolute fucking hell is that?

Somebody take Man Utd's 1999 European Cup off them.

Not see this?