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Don't remember it. Don't care that you were in it. Well what an absolute dicksplash.

There's an Everton fan on here who sounds more balanced and sensible about Moyes than your mate is. And FWIW Pardew doesn't just talk up the top 6 when we play them, he talks up the likes of Southampton, Swansea and Cardiff like beating them would be some triumph against adversity. Always has.

All sounds really healthy.

Exactly, Joe Kinnear won 10 World Cups - doesn't mean owt.

Good banner tbf, encapsulates every reason we might be a bit peeved if we were to view our season in comparison to theirs.

I think I'm just gonna take them out.

Am I areet to keep putting these in the OP? Opening that page is making my brand new laptop spazz out already.

I don't enjoy watching Newcastle games now and haven't on the whole for quite some time, that's Pardew's legacy for me personally.

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Wished i'd been there, i'd have been screaming with agreement and throwing my knickers at ya. I have a video of it man, I'd be so tempted to upload it to YouTube if I wasn't so nervous and as a result came across as a bit of a flid. I might scan my notes sheet and put the pic up here though, so you get the jist.

I think good players work out he's not much cop as a football manager. Simple as. Said the same in my work presentation last week.

OK, my putting loads of YouTube videos in the OP idea was canny shit, think it's gonna break the forum.

I remember seeing the Dalglish BT one not long after he took over Newcastle and thinking it was canny funny for some reason.

Oh, actually this is a good time to mention I was in a Coca-Cola TV advert once. It must have been nearly 15 years ago now as I was 16 or so. I used to sell The Mag outside the ground and this lass approached me about being an extra in an advert while I was selling the magazine one afternoon. I sorted it with her so 8-10 of my mates all got to be extras, we were in St James Park one day and walking across one of the bridges over the Tyne the next. Got paid 50 quid a day each, easy work at that age for basically sitting around or walking. The advert was about a kid going to his first match, he walked to St James' with his dad and at the end of the advert (after we'd "scored" and all the extras were going mad like we'd scored a goal) the kid took a sip of a bottle of Coke. I happened to be stood next to the actors playing the kid and his dad, so I was on the telly in the background loads at the time the advert was on. Actually I just remembered that there was a story in NME about it as Pulp were considering suing Coca-Cola as the song ripped off one of their tracks. It had the screenshot of the advert accompanying the story, so I remember winding up my mates that were in a band that I'd got into NME before them. I cut the article out and kept it but no idea if I still have it anywhere, whether it's sat in my old house in Wallsend or whatever. Anyone remember the advert? And even better, could anyone find a video of it? Never been able to find it, doubt I ever will.

Fuck off slagging off Summer Heights High like.

Some of that was filmed at the shipyards when my Grandad still worked there, Shearer got to meet my grandad and that.

Fuck off, Jack.

Will stick vids in the OP.

Really popular so far as well, cheers again Mike.

Thanks Mike. Solid mod work.

Where is baba man FFS, he better not have left.

It really fucking seems so most of the time. Bizarre how our paths haven't crossed, we're both total daft cunts in very similar ways. But nar.

Eerily similar to my post.

Football adverts deserve a thread tbh. Can remember when that Nike Brazil one was out and me and my brothers played football in the airport when we were off on holiday somewhere and thought we were fucking mint. Everyone else thought we were twats like, but so fuck.

Most embarrassing Nigerian event since the failed space programme.