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I'm hearing we made them look ordinary at times.

I never forget, I've barely been less enthused about following the club and I know a lot of that is his fault. Not basing that comment on this friendly like, just saying.

It's a photo, players move you kn... Oh OK.

Feels like you're actually there.

Which is exactly why 'we' shouldn't be turning our noses up at Downing, tbh. Agree, this is what I was saying last night. Fair enough if we're getting someone better instead but it would be canny if we got a move on.

Just shows how close Jonas is to a starting position as a winger, even if most of the squad is fit and available. Needs sorting desperately. Also we might as well shift Marveaux on, he'll hardly ever play.

Living in an absolute dream world.

We've won as much as they have in the past 40 years though haven't we? We aren't exactly a bastion of stability or success. The kid might as well push like fuck for a move to Boro or Portsmouth or Wigan. What a tit saying stuff like that, when you're meant to be a fan of NUFC and aware of all that the club has to offer in comparison to daft little clubs like Cardiff.

Plenty does for me, he's a more imposing physical presence for a start.

Fucking hell man.

Forgot about that. Must have flashed his knob in a park or something at least. He's not averse to fucking birds up: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2083816/Liverpool-star-Stewart-Downing-arrested-punching-ex-girlfriend-nightclub.html I'm really behind the new club policy, so will be fucked off if we don't give this a whirl.

Forgot about that. Must have flashed his knob in a park or something at least.

Fairly mocking post just for the sake of it. Liverpool form aside he's lots better than most of our current options out wide. Get a similar player from France then fine, although I don't think it's healthy packing the whole squad full of French players and there's something to be said for getting a few players of other nationalities in. Not really, I would just rather we signed players because they are quality rather than being less shit than some of our weaker players. He has been at Liverpool for 2 years and is 29 years old. I can't see his form improving. Not sure anyone who is saying they wouldn't be disappointed if we signed him (including me, obvs) are saying it simply because they're less shit than our weaker players. He's a good player and is proven in the Premier League, so has a head start on a lot of alternatives and would add a bit of variety amongst all of the other French/unproven/never-been-there-before players. Don't see why his form can't improve, he's hit a rut at Liverpool like most Dalglish signings did.

43 goals and 70 assists in 411 games, aye he's marginally better than Jonas/Obertan.

Just no way. You're off your heads.

Fairly mocking post just for the sake of it. Liverpool form aside he's lots better than most of our current options out wide. Get a similar player from France then fine, although I don't think it's healthy packing the whole squad full of French players and there's something to be said for getting a few players of other nationalities in.

I'd like to hear Brummie's verdict, I'd rather spend a couple more million on Ince or Sinclair too but compared to Jonas/Obertan this guy could and would be ace.

Is it, looks better Possibly. Whatever, he's still shite. Man, he's not shite man. He showed himself to be a capable winger for Boro and Villa. For the level we're at I think we can forget about a poor spell at Liverpool.

I'd 100% have him in our squad, unless his wages are outrageous.

Just wondering about Joe Kinnear and whether he's a better bet now. Really not sure. It was marginal, then Kinnear was coherent in an interview then claimed the credit for signing Remy. It's very close now.

When does it become a big enough sample to say for certain that signing sexual deviants is now official club policy? Would we need to sign another few yet?

Don't really like baths so will have a transfer shave later on instead.

Doesn't matter. He's in Scotland. Which is where Fergie started, remember. And a shit load of the best managers over the years. And Graeme Souness Steve Kean. Alex McLeish Limmy.

The bit where Ted turns the light off then realises he's forgotten something so switches it back on and Dougal gets up out of bed like it's morning is immense.