Interpolic

Cos he's a fucking cunt?

Hmm, looked a pen to me. OK, maybe not. Oh hang on, maybe.

Looks like a fucking Charlie Chaplin film.

(To the tune of It's Tricky by Run DMC): Mathieu, What a guy, He's proper class, His mate's Cabaye. DEBUCHY! DEBUCHY-BUCHY-BUCHY-BUCHY! Quite proud of that.

That was good.

Jesus Christ, Dave.

Still absolutely thrilled about the win today. This is the best NUFC/Pardew performance since when, do you think? Chelsea away last year? I think this was better, there was nothing fortuitous about today and Chelsea would have been lucky to scrape a draw. Man Utd at home last year was probably a touch better.

No, drink your Sex On The Beach and shut the fuck up.

It was a fairly simple photoshop tbh, good creativity mind. Neiled it.

We've genuinely just ordered cocktails.

I find it incredible that the fat waiter has came out with that one when Ramires could and should have been sent off just 5 minutes previous. That was a case of bad decisions evening themselves out, I thought it was a red card and a penalty.

Best player we've signed in a long time by the looks of it. Perfectly suited to the league, no adjustment required.

hamady baaawww Google translate: Hamady Ba @ hamadyba92 # Newcastle supporters soon forget huh. They're a bunch of absolute pricks.

Colo stood at the post stamping his heel and when Ba went to run onto the through ball BLAM with the sweet chin music.

If he doesn't try to be too clever then he does an acceptable/good job, basically.

:lol: Neiled it.

tbf maybe I'm lumping some of the outstandingly fickle shite I'm experiencing on Facebook with this forum and fans at large. But then the fickle shite on Facebook is fans at large isn't it... and I've had a fair few pints so I'm going to limit my input for the time being. Hooray Yawwwwwwwwwwwn.

Areet babez.

Wow.

I always thought he was cool* *my opinion on cool is usually not related to reality Mine is, he's not cool yet.

He didn't bring on Shola Ameobi and shunt Cisse out wide so no, he done well. Yeah exactly. He's done well so, like, people are saying he's done well. Don't necessarily agree with people saying we came out negative 2nd half either, seemed like we got sucker punched to me. Strangely enough we seem more adventurous against the better teams.

My dad just rang me and said it felt like his head was going to explode due to all the noise. He's an excitable chap, mind.

Had absolutely no complaints about Pardew today, I'd have started a different team but we went for it, played very well and deserved to win. That's all you can ask. Well done, you Cockney gobshite.

I suspect dangerous levels of skintness.